i go through a lot of funny stuff in pvp and thought since pvp is so popular i should add a coment


one time in wsg i got the flag 7 times in a row (in more than 1 game) and alliance got so mad they all came for me and kiled the heck out of me lol it was fun while it lasted =D

I had multiple AB's in a row where we won in under a minute...love being Horde :D. (at 70 btw)

LOL

in wsg alli nelf druid coming 2 get flag. our whole team in fr and he just ran in and starded dancing lol(middle of FR) i thought it was pretty funny he died in like 0.5sec but it was funny while it lasted

hm, this would be when i capped it for the win
the horde were kinda newbish this time, i have a lev 19 twink pally, no shield, just smite's mighty with crusader
I had just got the flag when i noticed about 4 huntards were chasing me, one of them was twinked but, BLESSING OF FREEDOM FTW!
Anyways, i was running down midfield, spamming purify self macros all the way down, i reach my team's tunnel at 12% from their stupid arrows
Then, i meet this semi twinked orc lock...
He turns around, heads for the flag without trying to hit me, then i think that his whole team was yelling at him to attack me and kill me, so, he starts running to me
I hammer of justiced him and ran past him.
His voidwalker was still attacking me so i saw my health drop from 12% to 11%, then he gets up, whacks me once to 8%, with his stupid cursed felblade with fiery (nooby) voidwalker attacks me once to 10%, keeps hitting me til 8&, then he gets up and STARTS WHACKING ME AGAIN and i see my hp drop to 6%, then his voidwalker hits me again, he hits me again, i have 2% and i've capped it the hunters were stalled by a good mage, can't remember their name though
During this whole time, he never tried to curse me, cast a spell on me, or even fear me
:D

One time on my 58 Gnome warlock, i was standing on the horde roof.. looking down at the 2 hunters one shaman and a paladin on D... After drinking and SSing up, i doted all 4, jumped down, mass feared. Grabed the flag and gushed off. As i was running down the horde tunnel i see this.  "Hk scout... Hk scout.. HK scout.. Hk scout"  Seems my DoTs killed all three of them. No shaman heals? No paladin heals? lol.  Anyways. As i'm running across mid, i actually took the time to stop, and spend the 10 seconds summoning a VW. As i'm coming up through alliance tunnel, i encounter the same four defenders running up to me from behind. And guess what? DoT, doT, DoTie dot dot dot. 4 more Hk's. And a flag cap.
God i love when horde are too busy running to stop and heal.

lol playright the mage that stopped you do you think it was me Scrix lol

eh, might've, can't remember though...

i live in a pve realm so pvp outside Bgs is rare for me unless im in a raid. But one day i came arcoss a marked lvl 65 orc warrior with my lvl 63 gnome lock. He was at 50% so i figure to pwn that noob! i sent my fel guard after him and get marked in the process... but whats this! the horde just became unmarked(happens after 5 mins of no pvp combat) the lucky devil. SO the unmarked horde sees my marked gnome and throws a quick /laugh then starts eating. What would u do in this monment. Most people would wait for the horde to attack them but i got on my mount and started to run away. The horde knowing his free honor way geting away came at me with a charge. (The point of this way to stop his eating) then the normal pvp ownage few secs later theres a dead orc on the ground.

I like to think of this as one of the best pvp moves you can make when not in combat :)

wait wat realm battlegroup were u on? if it was the retailiation abttlegroup and may have been my

As they say, the real PvP happens OUTSIDE of BGs.

I was on my tauren druid, level 57 at the time, traveling through Loch Modan on a slow day. I think I was searching for a way into the Badlands and got lost. Anyway, I was traveling past the drawven village when I heard the sound of bears fighting. I turned around and saw a level 14 drawven hunter grinding with his pet. Since this was alliance territory I couldn't kill him unless he was flagged, so I started to ride off.

Just then a bullet cut through my ear, dealing 5 damage. I touched the tiny spot of blood and glared at the insolent drawf. I might have left it at that, but when his wolf started gnawing on the leg of my kodo I decided to teach him the meaning of "level ??."

I dismounted and cast moonfire, killing him in a single blow. To make my point even clearer, I transformed into a bear and sat on his head. When he rezzed I promptly moonfired him and sat on his head again. I don't like camping, but I convinced myself it was for his own good.

When he rezzed the third time I decided to give him a chance to redeem himself. Sadly, my kindness was lost upon the trigger happy drawf. I planted my giant bear ass on his grave for the fourth time. He rezed soon after and I repeated my lesson, but by now I was beginning to feel sorry for the drawf. Maybe I was giving the wrong signals. I remained in caster, standing passively beside his corpse, determined to make peace.

I waved calmly at the recently resserected drawf and put on a big smile. The drawf let out a hearty laugh. I cocked my head pondering his motives. Ignorant, the drawf whistled and sent his dog to attack. I sighed as the tiny canine nibbled on my hoof and started to cast moonfire. A beam of white and violet light thundered from the sky, smoting me in an instant. With my dying breath I looked to find a purple moonkin standing off to my side, level ??.

lol ironic...

Sounds to me like you would have killed him if he was flagged. To camp him so many times, and say you don't like to camp, is just a condradiction, you got what you deserved. Whats the point of killing someone so low, when it is so easy. That is why people attack each other regardless of level, because they know that they are gonna get pwned by the first person to ride by. You should have done the honorable thing and just laghed at him and kept riding.

I figured he was a n00b and was trying to teach him a lesson. (Yeah, and I was a little bored.)

Owning a noob once teaches them a lesson. Camping them makes you look like a noob and teaches them that you (and the horde in general, as a noob getting a first inpression) have no dignity or honor... I bet him and the moonkin sat on YOUR face too :|

Out in Arathi with an Assasination Rogue and find a BE pally and Troll mage camping a hunter they had killed. Rogue flags and goes and wipes out the troll, I flag and engage pally. We wipe them out. Troll rezzes and runs and the rogue follows for second kill. I'm camped on the pally, and look up to see an orc hunter in front of me. Turn the camera and there is a rogue and another hunter have me in a triangle. All three flag and I'm dead almost instantly. I've never camped anyone since.

[70 Shammy], the best times are when I meet a good match.  Long fights with me screaming at my computer (as I imagine the other person also).... We box for a bit and then FLOP, both our corpses lie lifeless.  #$^@, I was sooo close. Gotta luv it!

Lol, one time i went afk while flying from Theramore to Ratchet (63 NE hunter), and then when I came back to my PC, I found my corpse just lying there. Apparently the horde had come while I was afk, and laid into me while I was gone. It must have taken him a while, because The Barrens are a low lvl place. Just thought it was interesting that somone would do that...

Naw, though it would have been funny if they did. I don't mind if the "newbie" got the impression that the Horde are all "noobs" because of me, and I don't care if he thinks the horde have no dignity or honor. If he wants to form a shallow, immature impression of the opposing faction in a videogame, he can go right ahead.

I personally love PvP and get a kick out of it even when I'm on the reciving end. Unfortunately I don't have any good stories at the moment.

myself and a few mates at lvl 70 raided tarren mill in south shore we killed all the npcs including the innkeeper and the flight master. the funniest part was when a lvl 70 druid, mage and hunter" came to pwn us with there green gear and then proceeded to get ganked themselves.

I have three that really stick out to me. Both as a 16 mage still getting to twink status. I was in WSG and there was a 19 twink ork warrior that was going after me the entire game. No idea why (couldn't be because i kept sheeping him :P). So he got me alone one time and was chasing me all around the Ally stronghold. I then froze him, sheeped him, froze him, frostbolt, sheep, freeze, lather, rinse, repeat, until 5 minutes later after not being able to touch me once ran away in frusteration.

The other the same warrior charged me while i was targeting him for a sheep and he got about 1 yard from my character and he was sheeped. I very nicely gave the sheep a pat and went on about my business elsewhere.

Another with my mage i was chasing a flag carrier all the way across the map. Full twink had it so i wasn't doing much damage just trying to stall him. Had him down to 1% when he got to flag room, I Fire Blasted him and his corpse, along with his flag slid into theirs and they won the game. >.< I think that was lag on his part with the flag but argh, hilarious though

i think it was a glitch or something but my friend and i were in duskwood, (i was a 21 rogue btw) and i went and tryed to ambush a lvl 27 human pally... i killed him in one hit!!! we were both kinda creeped out

Hehe. I got a lv 19 druid with like 2103 hp unbuffed. (still need my lucky fishing hat + 100hp head chant) and i just love goin into the horde base finding one or two horde on def and have them watch as i run down the field with them on my heels every step of the way. At one point I cap'd the flag went out GY and all the sudden a hunter(lv 19 twink), a rouge(lv 19 twink), and a lv 18 priest( not sure bout gear) side swiped me.
The hunter conc. shot  me sic'd his pet boar on me the rouge laid out his best from stealth and the priest quickly returned any health lost to them. And after I was reduced to 53% health a 19 twink rouge(gnome) and a 19 twinked paly(human) came to my aid and together we wiped the priest out like nothing, laid out the rouge, in the meantime my hp was dangerously swaying around 22% the paly didnt heal me whatso ever >:(, and then finaly we took out the hunter. At the end of it I had like 9% hp left and I ran to cap the flag. As I was running I got 2 whispers from over joyed teammates laughing bout my HP. Mind you a battle for me takes like 20 mins tops unless horde wall climbs on the roof, then we just grave camp them till they come back down.

XD. Kchlea-Thrall-Stromstrike

As a Hunter I Wing Clip the hell out of people
gets them piss and enables our team to bring the F**king twinks down.

I was level 65 at this time (BM Troll Hunter) leveling in Zangermarsh and I saw a level 63 Dreani pally so I attacked and killed them then continued questing, then (the pallys main I assume) level 70 NE Rogue in full S1 attacked me and I used all my CDs and killed him....what a sad sad day and I was in greens...

i was a level 30 pally at the time and 2 druids came up 2 me. 1 was a level 33 druid and the other was an 11 druid so i started running and they ended up catching me. so we started fighting. the 11 was putting roots around me so the 33 could heal so i went and 1 hit her and went back after the 33. i ended up winning and i dont no how. when he came back he told me no and started crying then started running. it was pretty funny

I, level 67 NElf Warrior, was getting ready to run a friend through ST, when I decided to play cat and mouse with the guards outside of Stonard, while he was catching up to me.

Well after no horde players showed up (10 minutes had gone by) I just went on to ST and stood at the top of the stairs watching a group of horde (lvl 40-51) waiting to go in.  The 51 (I think a warlock, can't remember) was flagged while the others were not.  I was still flagged and to mess with them I just started using the emotes and running circles around them...I assume that since I am ?? to them they decided against attacking me.

They started heading towards the instance, so I followed still farting on them and making rude gestures and so forth.  FINALLY, I catch an arrow in my back from a hunter...LOL  I'm guessing he thought his buddies would help him.  After killing him, still no attacks from the others.  I couldn't resist anymore so I hit the 51, he feared me...two of the others joined in and I wiped them all out in about 20sec.  Only one remained unflagged.

I love pissing off hordies!

I am fairly new to the game and after reading stories here I started a new toon and played the battle grounds when I got to 8/9 of each level. Was at WSG when I got to 39 trying to get some honor points. The horde had some strong teams but we seemed to be getting beat really fast. No sooner than the flagged was placed it was picked up by horde. This did not make sense as we had a human rogue standing right in front of it. We lost the first game 3 - 0. I go back into the next one and the rogue is back so I decide to stay and help him since no one else did. The horde storms the room and I quickly get abused badly and the rogue never moved. I come back to the room and ask the guy why he did not help. A couple of girls come in and ask him if he wants to go for flag and they will stay on defence. He replies "I'm not playing D , I'm watching a movie and there is nothing you noobs can do about it." The girls finally shame into going for flag but I follow him. Get to other tunnel and I see a BE rogue and do everything I can to get their attention. It works, the rogue comes after me and I run right at our rogue. The BE rogue sees our rogue, hesitates then proceeds to kill him. I sit down and watch the show. It was close but if our rogue had got one shot of healing he would have won. Did I mention that I'm a pally. Noob that.

Im a pvp geek so i have several pvp stories. ill mention the funniest.

First was when i was on my lvl 11 shammy (tauren). WSG that classic BG anyway i run in get the flag and soon as i pick it up i get nine /w all saying noob drop the flag. i gave a screw you on the bg and kept running. i panned the camera around and wat do you know i had a twink warr a twink mage a twink pally and twink rogue behind me. now i was really getting worried so i kept spamming the earth totem and begging for my teamates to come help (you can guess none came). 2 minutes later much to my surprise and im sure everyone elses i capped the flag and the bg was won.

Secound story takes place wiht my non-twinked but good gear for dps 663 health human warrior (lvl 19). Again im in that classic bg. anyhow i pick up the flag (horde flag this time). Halfway down their tunnel i get sapped by a twink rogue. Ambush soon followed and i lost round half my hp (he must ahve had awful gear or just wasnt lucky) anyhow i hamstring him with my remaining rage and get the hell out of there. this rogue flws me and use sprint i hamstring again and keep running i only have 37 hp left. he stops to throw a dagger hoping to kill me jsut as i enter our tunnel (he was at the edge of his range). the dagger flys it finds its mark and OMFG i only have 2 hp left i run up cap the flag and on my down the tunnel meet up with that same rogue after a quick /wave i wait the alloted 30secounds till resseruction.

Third and finaly one (but not my last story by a long shot) takes place in AV on my then lvl 66 troll hunter. it was very late at night and about 33% of the horde where botting/leeching. about 5 minutes into the bg neither the allies or horde where pushing forward (i was the only non-70 in the whole bg mind you). i was near SP GY after rescuing the wing commander and saw a Nelf priest guarding the flag. i quickly turn to run when i notice something weird. jsut behind her is a nelf warrior and all in a row about 15-18 allies jsut standing there. i quickly got to farming then going onto the overhangin ledge i shot them down as they ressed. The bg ended after 30 minutes of crazy fighting in Field of Strife (horde won) i ended up first place on the list with 127 honor kills to my name 1 death and a unrepeatable amoutn of damage done.

Well that concludes my stories. if you want something really funny. there is a video on youtube which shows a dwarf hunter in arena feign death when his friend dies. he proceeds to stay in feing death hoping the tauren and troll would go away to no effect.

Hmm I think a lot of people know about it. But it's just funny for me to think about.

In Arena!

I'm a mage, my partner is dead,and partner of other team is dead too. So at that time still have me and a rogue left. I was fighting that rogue. And shit rogue always go invisibility when he almost die, and It's always hard to find a rogue.Before you can find a rogue, the rogue will get full health already!.
Now I don't go find the rogue anymore. I just call the rogue come out hisself by sitting and eating, belive me the rogue will come out so fast to sap you.What funny is,the rogue is forget to heal his self,becoasue the rogue is scare that I get full health by eating, or the rogue just thinks he can crit me hard becoasue i'm sitting.But at that time I turn my perception on,and shield on. So you always see the rogue come from your back,If not you have the shield anyway!And if the rogue don't come to you, you will get full health by eating.


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well, this one happened to me in a PVP realm with a 35 tauren hunter.
It defenetly looked like a movie hehe, i was killing some tigers for tiger mastery quest in STV and i go OoM and hp, so i sit and have a drink, suddenly i see a 37 human priest appearing in the monitor's corner.

i think to myself, im dead, no mana,no hp... so what do i do? i flag myself as AFK. The priest approaches as i keep regaining health like nothing was going on, then when he was close enough , i was already full powered up, i wing clipped him and go full dps on him, he tries to fear.. tough luck i had horde trinket hehe.. 10 sec after he was lying in the ground dead, and i cc'd him a couple a times more just to mess with him ;)

good times hehe

Im kinda minding my own buisness grinding felboars (Lvl 61 BE hunter) when I see, on my tracking, an enemy player coming up on my six (I keep humanoid active usually and depend on MK 1 eyeball to find targets - PVP Server) I turn to see: a level 60 warlock, at about half health and no minion (I found out later he had lost it attacking another player, CC'd him and ran) firing a shadow bolt at my pet - never attack hunter, always hit highly resistant pet duh - He scratches my pet and earns our full attention. Goes down in two shots and a bite. 

Second one - Our guild is on it's "go to this zone and make the alliance cry" weekly.  Im operating alone at the time when I get jumped by a level 62 druid.  He was pretty good and he did take me out I must admit. However he only had about 4% health at the end and the graveyard was close.  He stays watching my corpse WITHOUT DOING ANY HEALING while I return and rez at 50% not 20 yards from him.  Arcane shot - one shot -payback was sweet and funny.

I was on my lv70 Druid in the Barrens, when I decided to have a little fun with newbies. I sat in travel form near - but not obviously close to - the road, put on my PVP flag and typed /afk. I wanted to see how many cheap newbies would look for an easy kill.

So this lv12 Tauren Hunter comes along with a cougar pet and he stops, approaches me and doesn't do anything for about 5 seconds. Then he sends his pet in and starts whacking at me with his axe (not his bow, oddly). I humour him and stay /afk to let him chip off about 10% of my HP before springing into action and killing him. I felt a little mean, but didn't want to corpse camp so I moved further down the road south and pulled the same trick again. Anyway, a few minutes later the Hunter approaches AGAIN, fooled by the SAME TRICK. I didn't want to be a griefer, so I hoped he wouldn't attack me.

To my surprise, he walked off, apaprently learning from the mistake before (good for him, I thought!). Anyway, he comes back with 3 level 70 people from the same guild (a Warrior, a Rogue and a Warlock). Anyway, the Warlock attacks first and sends in a Felguard, and starts charging up a Shadowbolt. At this point, my PVP flags suddenly drops, and their attacks fail. I /lol at them and /smile at the Hunter. I decide to have a bit of a laugh, and turn my PVP flag back on, quickly shifting to cat and using Prowl (despite being Balance). I log off, and switch to a noob Horde character at the Xroads. I approach them on my Shaman with my PVP flag on and the Rougue /w me "Careful there's a 70 Druid stealthing around here". I reply "No there's not" and he says "lol fine then, if you're so sure", and I reply "I AM the Druid". He just /loled and told his friends, who laughed and smiled at me, but beleived me. All of a sudden, this Druid comes out of nowhere and one-shots me. Owned.

That was a lot of fun... The Druid immediately Prowled again so the 3 lvl70s didn't even avenge my death...

ok i was on my lvl 29 BG alt and i was doing BG and we had about 5 twinks includeing me and some other ppl we got are first 2 flags easy so we thought that we would just farm some honor.so we the ally finlly got the hint that we were just going to just kill them they just sat up where they rezz and dared ppl to go down there and get killed.this was in warsong gulch if your wondering.

i'm a 56 horde frost mage. i was in wsg and the horde was spanking the alliance. we had 2 flag captures, they had none. throwing caution to the wind, i stayed to protect our flag and everyone else ran to the ally base to capture theirs. when our flag carrier had the ally flag about half way home, i saw a group of 8 allies coming to our base. i called or reinforcements, cast my frost and mana shields and ran into the middle of their group when they were just outside our graveyard. they probably though a clothie was going to be easy pickins. i spammed AE until i had low health and cast frost nova right before i died. while i was stuck in the graveyard waiting for rez, the ally group was stuck right in front of me waiting for frost nova to wear off. by the time i rezzed, the reinforcements arrived and we wiped them out. they didn't set foot in our base once. the whole match was over in less than ten minutes.

I have another. I was PISSED when this happened, but looking back, I'd be laughing my ass of if I were the rouge that did this.

I'm in AB when I hear the farm has been captured. I'm already pissed because the horde has this funny quirk of never leaving someone at the farm. I get to the farm and no one's there, so I know it's either a rouge or druid. As I walk up to the flag, I'm looking for the stealthed person to blip on my screen so I can frost nova them. I don't see anyone so I go for the flag. 9 seconds into capturing the flag I get knocked unconscious. I blink out of it, spam rank 1 AE and frost nova. No dice. I call for reinforcements and figure there's nothing else to do but try the flag again, hopefully catching the person who did it in an AoE attack. I'm at 9.5 seconds when I'm knocked unconscious again. After being pissed that no one's at the farm in the first place, this puts me over the edge. I try luring the person out by doing /chicken and spamming AoE attacks, but they don't fall for it. I'm still by myself and there's nothing else I can do, so I go for the flag the third time and again at 9.5 seconds I'm knocked unconscious. He attacked me the third time and was frozen in place. I blinked away and ended up taking him out. It wound me up pretty good at the time, but I look back wondering how it looked to the rouge as he knocked this mage unconscious 3 times. Cheers to the rouge with a sense of humor.

i got ganked in BEM but managed to take him down to 10% b4 i died.
I made my last stand in the GY.
rezed killed him and spammed bandaids, potions and food so when he rezzed i got him again.

Yeah, I HATE it when rogue hits ya and you regain, not to see who did what to ya.  Then you try to continue about your business and WHACK your dazed again.....recover...where IS he???    Okay, try again....WHACK....man, does my head hurt....


LOL......freakin rogues  :)

Hey look it's a Rogue!
*poof*
Ok get trinkets and potions ready for stunlock...

Ambush crits you for 3056
You die

ps: this was before BC

I was on my 34 lock in arathi, and a 36 UD shadow priest attacks me, after a very good fight, we both die at the same time due to our dots. I hauled ass back to my body, hoping to get some food in me before he rez's. Turns out he had the same idea. We rez at the same time, and continue our skirmish. And again, we both fall within moments of each other. So i ran back to my body yet again. Not wanting to continue this for the rest of the day, once he rezzed, i shot him a /bow, and waited to see his reaction. He shot one back. We both sat down to eat, i summoned my succy, and we parted ways peacefully. I just thought it was pretty cool how things worked out.

on my rogue i sometimes for fun sap players continuously and ambush people that try to help them. they end up retreating and go thru tunnel instead of ramp/gy way (in WSG)

also i had a parachute cloak ans would cliff jump when chased by horde, for some reason the did the same minus the parachute cloak

Im a 70 holy human paladin and was doing AV, i went with a group straight for RH we took it easily and i went to one of the towers alone and took and started to guard it.
after about a minute a horde holy pally showed up and we proceeded to have the worlds longest 1v1 fight, neither of us could get each other below 50%, the fight went like 3 mins before the tower got capped, but we were still fighting, i fianlly got him down to like 10% but he used Lay of Hands, so he took the advantage and started to get my life down, so i figured id just use LoH myself. In the end neither of us had any mana and we were resorting to melee kill, i eventually won only to discover one of the guys in my group standing there laughing the whole time.

I was a 38 MM hunter in stanglehold vale hunting tigers - when i backstabed and laid to waist by a lvl 36 rogue - he processed to camp me for 10 minutes - as soon as i rez he'd backstab and kill me. Well, i finally found a place to rez behind him on a hill rez he went invisible and couldn't find me - i turned on track the hidden and found him on the screen marked him and send my cat in - we killed him.  now thats not the funny part this is - i was not wanting to killed by him again i wonder if i laid an explosive right on his corpse if he would set it off when he res. Of course he did so i killed him again - so i thought well lets try it again and guess what again he res right on top of his body and set off the trap. another hunter came along and saw what i was doing and he did the same thing - we did this for at least 30 minutes - not realizing he had called in reinforcement and was just waiting for them to arrive - we did it one last time and got waisted by 4 lvl ??.  I still think to this day how many times he  set off the traps before calling reinforcements because we were camping him - even thought he started the whole camping session.