OMFG! I just heard the most unreal story that is untoppable! WARNING reading this may cause you to become in a state of vegetation and u may never be able to play WoW again..
So i was running around nagrand farming adamantite and such, when suddenly i see a /1 saying "HOGGER'S JUST BEEN KILLED!" i laughed and continued on my business while these other noobs just fed into it like it was real. not 20 seconds later i see my guild chat and notice the line "...this is just bullshit.. i don't believe it, i WON'T believe it.." coming from a member that's known for his seriousness of the game. so i say "what's wrong?" he says "i just watched a lvl 13 lock take down hogger..." "ya ok" i said, to see "DUDE IM NOT JOKING YOU NUMNUTS COME HERE AND SEE FOR YOURSELF!" so i say fine w/e and i hearth, port to stormwind only to see hundred of people mounting up outside and running towards westfall. so i slap on my riding crop, mithril spurs, and carrot to get there quick only to find myself lagging out BADLY! when i pull up i see a crowd north of where hogger normally is, the crowd numbered in thousands of alliance and horde alike, but noone was attacking anyone.
Then i see it.. the corpse of Hogger! >.< It turns out some honest to goodness noob, lvl 13 gnome warlock had just killed hogger. i know right? unbelievable. so what had happened was the lock aparently was taken into questioning by a Senior GM and some members of the blizzard programming staff, they found in his possesion a refreshing spring water, which they immediately deleted from his bags knowing he obviously cheated somehow.
Anyways this "gnome" was questioned for about 2 hours before they realized the owner of the account was Chuck Norris. they immediately let him go, apologized, asking him very politely not to use his godly powers in the presence of other players anymore, and offered him his own live server in which he could be a GM, he turned them down and still wanders elwynn forest looking for the corpse of hogger to eat, and take his loot back from.
100% true story.
So i was running around nagrand farming adamantite and such, when suddenly i see a /1 saying "HOGGER'S JUST BEEN KILLED!" i laughed and continued on my business while these other noobs just fed into it like it was real. not 20 seconds later i see my guild chat and notice the line "...this is just bullshit.. i don't believe it, i WON'T believe it.." coming from a member that's known for his seriousness of the game. so i say "what's wrong?" he says "i just watched a lvl 13 lock take down hogger..." "ya ok" i said, to see "DUDE IM NOT JOKING YOU NUMNUTS COME HERE AND SEE FOR YOURSELF!" so i say fine w/e and i hearth, port to stormwind only to see hundred of people mounting up outside and running towards westfall. so i slap on my riding crop, mithril spurs, and carrot to get there quick only to find myself lagging out BADLY! when i pull up i see a crowd north of where hogger normally is, the crowd numbered in thousands of alliance and horde alike, but noone was attacking anyone.
Then i see it.. the corpse of Hogger! >.< It turns out some honest to goodness noob, lvl 13 gnome warlock had just killed hogger. i know right? unbelievable. so what had happened was the lock aparently was taken into questioning by a Senior GM and some members of the blizzard programming staff, they found in his possesion a refreshing spring water, which they immediately deleted from his bags knowing he obviously cheated somehow.
Anyways this "gnome" was questioned for about 2 hours before they realized the owner of the account was Chuck Norris. they immediately let him go, apologized, asking him very politely not to use his godly powers in the presence of other players anymore, and offered him his own live server in which he could be a GM, he turned them down and still wanders elwynn forest looking for the corpse of hogger to eat, and take his loot back from.
100% true story.