As the title suggests, thread is about funny things you've seen, done, and heard. Tell the truth, and try not to spell like a drunken 2 year old :D

For me, I am in a guild where we kill the horde a lot.Add an Orb of Deception with a Very Big guild meeting to equal chaos :D

Go ahead, now

Another funny moment for me:

I was running a guildie through gnomeregon when we got to electrocutioner tank guy.I decided to use my gnomeish universal remote to toss him off the ledge for fun :D

So I do it and wait like 5 mins..he comes back with like 500 gnomes behind it like an army.

My friend was hiding behind an airplane while I mowed em all down with ret aura and consecration.

Itw as funny :D

Anyway post your funny moments here people

A funny moment was when I was being chased by a Dwarf Warrior once a long time ago and he was making damage progress on me.  However about a minute after he attacked me, he suddenly started walking instead of running.  I ran far far away and then healed.  I waited a bit and noticed he was still walking.  He mounted up and continued to walk still.  I realized that he probably hit the / key and didn't know how to make himself run again.  So to tease that Alliance bastard, I ran up to him, knocked his health down to about 10% then stopped and kept doing that for about half an hour.  He logged out a couple of times hoping it would 'fix' his walking problem. 

Ah, fun times. 

I have to say though, I am surprised that some people don't know about the walk/run feature.

The funniest thing i've ever seen in WoW happened while i was being run through SM Cath. He was casting Chain Lightning to mass aggro and when we were outside of the doors, i was sitting on the little stone thing surrounding the pond just watching him go. One of the Chain Lightnings he cast hit 2 mobs and then hit a passing rabbit. OMFGROFLMAO it was and still has been the funniest thing i've seen in WoW to date due to the randomness,

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i (70 holy belf pally) was in AV fighting a resto nelf druid for the entire bg which ended with neither of us dead

My guild was raiding southshore.  It finally got broken up by a group of 70 alliance that came in to help stop us. I ended up logging without resing my corpse first (lvl70 arms/fury warrior at the time).  I log in the next day, run to my corpse and see three lv 30ish allies standing next to my corpse talking to each other.  I res, kill them in about 20 seconds, and leave before they ever figured out what happened to em.

Well, I'm on a PvE server, which is the first thing you should know here. I also play on Horde. I was around level 24 or something like that, training and questing in Hillsbrad. So, there I am, running down the road in Ghost Wolf (I thought it was the sweetest thing ever at the time) when I see some *flagged* level 32 NE hunter.

Now, I generally try to be friendly to the Alliance when I see them, seeing as on my server we're all depicted as elitest assholes by the Alliance. I wave, she waves, I smile, she smiles, and she actually starts helping me kill things. We go around doing this for a while.

Now we ended up near Hillsbrad fields, and some other Hordies were running around. They were almost on the other side of the place, though. So, we're sitting there killing things, and BOOM she falls over, dead. Suddenly I see an Undead level 70 Rogue pop out and cackle, than run away. Needless to say... I just kind of stood there, thinking "Wtf?". Guess that Night Elf won't try to be friendly to a Hordie again anytime soon...

My funniest moment was... when I was a 70 Human Warrior, I was about to boost a mate through DM, while outside this LVL 17 Undead Rogue was nearby, I guessed he was going to DM or something. Anyway, he came along and started attacking my mate, so I killed him, later on he came back again, so I killed him again, he had ressurection sickness so I guessed he was ressurecting at the Spirit Healer. I walked around trying to find him, and I found where he was Reviving, I found the Spirit Healer. He must have been a total noob coz me and my mate were killing him for ages, he ressed at the Healer straight away after every time we killed him, he must have been so pissed off. Anyway, the real funny part is this... He MUST have been in a Guild or something, coz after about 20 Mins of reckless killing, about 20 LVL 12's to LVL 26's showed up and started charging in, I was just destroying all of them, I must have got over 150 Kills from that, it was awesome watching them die so quickly, my Thunderclap ability really did the trick! 

A funny moment from me was once in AV, me, a lvl 70 MM hunter at the time, and my freinds were at the bridge up north near Van.  So they have 50% of their team on D as usual, and they're also all at the bridge.  So we kill and kill and when I see this lone Night elf hunter killing some lower level, I think "DIE' and I scatter shot him OFF THE BRIDGE!!!  Haha I was laughing hard.

He either got shot off or he jumped off in a fatal attempt at suicide.

It was my first time in Alterac, and I walked into Drek'thar's room, to see what was in there....guess what happened?

(Oh, I'm Alliance)

The hilarious moment was when me and a group of guildies are going through BFD and we were ganking horde so much we got tired of it. Then when we got to the stone like all 20 horde came rushing at us and were like OMFG so we turned around and ran. We then asked a 47 guildie to help but even he wasn't even enough. So a person in are group hopped on their main (70 warrior) and went and killed them all but one just disappeared and we thought nothing of it. But wjhat he was really doing was switching to his 70 lock. So he came up pwned the warrior and deathcoiled, or something like that, us all in 1 shot. Then he camped us and killed and killed so we got pissed and fought back. It was so funny like 4 26's and a 70 fighting off waves of horde and guess what happened?

We got pwned. But it was still funny.

Was doing HeroicUB,then to HeroicSP,finally back to HeroicUB.I said I need repairs after SP.Tank says no time,so we get to about 4 trash mobs before the optional boss and his pet.My armor and weapons turn fully red and I am punching the Boglord.They say man we are going on,so I say wait I have another weapon,next thing I do is equip the Detoriating Blade lmao.We finished the Heroic with me using a grey trash sword and nothing else.The rest of the party couldn't stop laughing and neither could I it was classic.

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I believe I have another story...

I was on my alt, shadow priest, and me and friend were questing in hillsbrad.A guy ganks my friend and comes after me, but I psysic scream him away.I hide behind a tree, he finds me, I scream him away again.

Finnaly I run far away and see him sprinting towards me.Just when I think it's all over, a lvl 52 rogue comes out of nowhere and saves me by shanking the other rogue.It was so funny :D

I was on my priest, in HFP, near pools of Aggonar
(Aliance)

So there's this Alliance NPC in the middle and a Horde accidentally pulls him, and is dying.

Being in a rather confused state of mind at that time, I decided to help him, so I ran up to him and psychic screamed, trying to fear the guy off him.

Unfortunately, I feared the Horde guy instead...while the Alliance NPC was not affected by it...

And the Horde player died...

I dont know if this is my funniest mommement but it is up there.

I was in org one day and I saw an unclothed ally that had snuck in and died by the AH. The allys name was hordesucks.

Having all horde charachters I obviously feel like horde is the best. But what could I do about the corpse that would demonstate the supperiority of the horde? Being undead, I  cannabalized the corpse. Another player lol'd and started to cannabalize the corpse too, but it didn't really catch on. 

saw like a 20 man raid on UC and the elevator lagged or somethin while they were goin down and like 15 of them died. looks like even the allies have to deal with the deadly UC elevator

ME and my mate have ganked the same mage at skettis for over a month (we are all lvl 70).. he still hasnt learnt that if he attacks a mage and rogue with vengeful gear hes going to die. lol. and the other day a guildie asked for help cause he was getting ganked. so i thought sure no problem. when i arrived it was the same mage but at a different farming spot. ofc he had to try kill me again but lol he got pretty much 1 shotted then ganked for about an hour by me and my mate again. dont think hes ever going to learn not to attack our guildies. i think our record was 3 hours ganking him (bearing in mind he wasnt trying to run he was trying to kill us). and he got res sickness 3 times. lmao. its really funny everytime i see him now cause i cant believe he still trys to kill me. just thought i would add that he sometimes brings his shammy and mage mate to try kill us but they fail everytime. epic failure!

well one time i was in an AoE grinding spot in tanris

so i was running and running and i saw n orc warrior grinding on this camp so i killed him.

then i went for my first pull along the boat right when i was casting blizard the orc was there shooting mein hopes of screwing me over so i ran towards him did some instant cast and i did ice block to wait it out. the mobs that were on me came towards the block attacked me for a second and just went for the warrior~! they ganked him i got to kill the mob and i gott all of the xp and loot what a good day

two, from the top of my head

(im on a pve realm)

when the valentine and chinese newyear were overlapping
i was just outside darkshore on my paladin, late at night to try and see if i could get the elder coin from the allied towns :D

on one of the boat rides i see a allied player with the broken heart icon. and i wonder what will happen if i try and cure it. so i got out my unbestowed friendship ring thing and .. fixed her broken heart.



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When i run through moonglade, entered the town. was still mounted (paladin mount + crusader) and i suddenly see a lvl 50 allied char with pvp enabled doing /chicken and /taunt on a lvl 30 horde..

well, he sure got wtfpwned by my (at that time) lvl 69 paladin.

normally i would have ignored someone 20 levels lower with pvp on, but he was taunting a lowbie himself - hehe

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Good stories all :D

Another one from me: Bored on a blimp, lvl 30 shadow priest alt, when a lvl 12 comes on.I think 'Meh, what the hell', duel him, and toss him off to practice my skils with my new MC skill.

I apoligized to him afterwords but I do admit it was good practice...and good hilarity :D

My main is currently my 69 druid

I was running a friend thru VC when I encountered a twinked-looking lvl 19 orc rogue.  He pulls out his weapons and starts running at my friend, a level 16 pally.  So the orc starts attacking him.  I cast thorns and motw on him and keep him HoTted up, and he kill the twink just by getting hit.

I just made my first twink.
Level 19 hunter for the alliance.

Me and a friend played in WSG BG.

There was a level 19 warrior in the instance and oddly enough this WSG battle lasted over 2 hours.
Me and my friend saw this level 19 warrior alot and killed him alot, so we started keeping count.
When the battle was over I had counted that me and my friend killed this warrior at least 40 times.

The stats page showed that the warrior had died 53 times in the battle.  Thought it was funny as hell that we were responsible for about 80% of one persons deaths in BG.

Sorry to you warrior if you are reading.
I am pretty new to BG and it was too much fun to resist.

Another BG note.

I always think it is funny as heck to see some level 14 or lower character in WSG.
We had one on our side and they must have died 100 times.
They were a level 12 mage and had only like 350 HP.
I understand you want the HP and maybe PvP XP, but level to 19 and at least do some basic twink stuff.

Not hard to get to near 900-1000 hit points so you can last a little longer.

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I agree with the fact it's funny to see lvl 14's in twink BGs, but here's a story about a lvl 14 mage gone wrong...

I was on my twink rgue (Not fully twinked,half twinked,1k health so far) in WSG.I was about to grab flag when a lvl 14 gnome mage with 300 health runs in and grabs flag.I go 'WTF' And he starts cursing out EVERYONE in the BG and calling us all noobs.Then he dies and he says 'Zomg roflz horde newbs I havez lvl 800 main hahz'.

Everyone in BG is laughing and telling him to go away.After him being an idiot for 5 more minutes he leaves.We went on to win :D

Who does?

A level 14 player in WSG should not be listed in the FUNNIEST moments, but rather in the quite annoying moments.

I understand wanting to get HP and marks but at level 14 it should only take you several hours to get to level 18 or 19.

When I go to WSG I cry when ic a level 16 or lower on our side because I know they are just cannon fodder.  It may be fine at higher level BGs to enter before you are near the top levels, but in WSG 16 or lower = ez kill.  Argue if you like, but we ALWAYS own lvl 16 or lower in WSG.

I would contest this and say its always annoying to see lower lvl players in a bg.  The sevens and up are fine, but sixes and below are real annoying.

Funny story though, i was in Arathi basin while i was still lvling my main.  I think i was in my 40's at the time.  This lvl 48 or 49 mage was in our group, led the field in deaths.  He basically spent the whole bg duking it out with a rogue who was about 6 or 7 lvls below him.  Mage didnt get a single kill the whole time.

That is funny, mages gettting killed by rogues = funny.

OK, so it is not just WSG, apparently it is always annoying when 6s and lower enter BGs.  I have a level 19 twink and I almost strictly play WSG and do not use my main much anymore so I was not sure if every BG was similar.

We saw a lvl 11 in WSG last night.  Made it my personal responsibility to kill him as much as possible.  Rookie needed to learn a lesson.

Hate to be mean, but seriously go level for a few hours and you will be 17+, does not take long.  I do not care if you are a twink or not, just do not enter WSG below 17.  In one or two BGs you could have leveled a couple of levels instead.

/end rant

My funniest moment was when i  was on my pally healing (Only healer) and my keyboard was playing up. So i started clicking my heals but them my mouse played up and ended up clicking divine intervention xD

A mage in the group shouted that the warrior was immune to damage so we could kill everyone and i didnt have to heal but everyone else knew what happened xD

Last time i have divine intervention near my heals :(

funniest thing that ever happened to me was when i was running past splintertree post on my rogue about level 32-34 at that time(alliance).
and i see a lvl 34 troll hunter with pvp on, annd because of my stupidness i had pvp on 2,luckily he had rez sickness so i /waved to him and started to run past.

next thing i know i have serpent sting on me and im being ravaged by a scorpid, lol i turn around just in time to see a level 70 druid one shot moonfire him :).... good times

Ha, I love it when these kind of things happen :D, that'll teach him what 'Rez Sickness' Does to you.

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My funniest moment is i was on my twink rogue (lvl ally 39 rogue) and i was doing AB and there was this 36 warlock that tried to kill me. I laughed and when and killd him and he started resing in trollbane hall and i kept on killing him and i started counting the kills and i had 57 kills on just him.  It was so funnny because nobody would help him and i just say there laughing my head off.

Well that is my funniest moment and all your guys are pretty funny too.

Astone lvl 51 now Eldre' Thalas
Axlax lvl 60 Eldre' Thalas

Last night my lvl 49 Nelf hunter was quietly fishing in Arathi Highlands, waiting for a BG, when a horde rode up and put down a snake trap nearby a wandering beast. DAMN horde! lol

It took a moment to figure out what happened, since i was fishing pov. I quickly scrambled on top of a rock, but by then they were gone, snakes and horde. I resumed fishing with track humanoids after that. Can't wait till i'm 68 for a little payback.

we got new 61 mage in our guild, he grouped with me and my mate (paladin) do do some quests in outlands. Mage was trying to earn money for epic mount
short discusion with him:
<me> What profession you have?
<mage> profession? whats that?
<paly> you know mining, skining enginering..
<mage> I have First Aid
<me> Lol
<paly> you wont get much money from it :D

2 hours later we kicked him out (after he managed to get us killed few times by pulling into us half of elite mobs from outlands including attacking Deathforge Automaton and Gorkan Bloodfist - simply by runing to them and spaming frost spels)

You don't need professions to get an epic mount.

I got both my land epic, and normal flying through quests alone, and didn't have any professions.

But damn is it annoying to run Deadmines over and over for linen.

Here's another one:

I was in Hellfire Citadel, and we had a pally tank. On the first mob, we CC one mob (leaving 1) and he goes up, and starts autoattacking.

And then that's all he ever did...autoattack...

No seals, no blessings, no Consecration (Yes I know one mob is CC'ed, but he can pull back). At least he had an aura...

Needless to say, our group disbanded very quickly