I am The Priest.
The Giver of Life.
The Purveyor of Stamina.
The Remover of Curses.
The Dispeller of Magic.
I will Shackle the unholy.
I will protect you from the Shadow menace.
I will give you a Holy Shield to fight them back.
With my Prayers I shall Mend and Renew you.
I AM PRIEST
I AM LIFE
FOLLOW ME
FOR IF YOU DON'T I SHALL TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR MIND FOREVER
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wtf ! Who killed me ?
Bloody rogues !
LOL I love your post better than mine (damn!)
I am The Warlock.
The Taker of Life.
The Purveyor of Stamina. (Blood pact)
The Enacter of Curses.
The Caster of Magic.
I will embrace the demonic.
I will initiate you to the Shadow menace.
I will give you a Demon to fight for them.
With my evil craft I will burn and corrupt you..
I AM WARLOCK
I AM DEATH
FOLLOW ME
FOR IF YOU DON'T I SHALL COMMAND YOUR SOUL FOREVER
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wtf ! Who killed me ?
Bloody rogues !
(same here)
I am Blizzard (no, not really).
The Giver of nerfs.
The wielder of the mighty Banhammer.
The Remover of bugs
The Bane of all AFKbots
I will create new patches!
I will (attempt to) protect you from the keyloggers!
I will give you a 'Report Function' to fight them back
With my GMs I will moderate you, and care for you (Hmmm about this one)
I AM BLIZZARD
I AM THE GAME
FOLLOW ME
FOR IF YOU DO I SHALL TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR MIND FOREVER
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wtf ! Who killed me ?
Bloody rogues !
Wait, what?
FEEL THE UNYIELDING POWER OF THE BANHAMMER!!!
Now.....take that!!
[xxRoguexx] has been banned for thirty days
omg bannanz one about blizzard is brilliant hehe epic makes me smile whenever i read it :D
I am The Warrior.
The Taker of Pain.
The Reservoir of Stamina.
The Wall of the Masses.
The Master of Threat.
I will protect all who are Worthy.
I will use my shield to fight them back.
With my Shout I will Demoralize the enemy.
I AM WARRIOR
I AM THE PROTECTER
FOLLOW ME
FOR IF YOU DON'T YOU SHALL ALL DIE A QUICK DEATH
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wtf ? Who killed me ?
Bloody Everybody !
I am the pally
The giver of blessing
The second everything (heal tank dps rez....)
The remover of poison
The dispeller of magic
I will smash you with my 2h mace
I will juge and hammer of wrath you to death
I have 3 life (health bar ---) bubble heal ----) LoH)
All that in plate :P
Sounds good, doesn't it? But im also :(
The underestimated DPS (im ret)
Called noob tank (what do you want im not prot)
Same thing with healing
Everyone say we are a very gear dependant class but its pissed them off when we NEED ''warrior'' gear (...plate)
I AM THE RETADIN
THE FOREVER SOLO PLAYER
DON'T FOLLOW ME
except if you are in the same situation and wanna group XD
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/oom
Who killed me?
Bloody critter!!
I AM THE *cheap shot*...*backstab* *kidney shot*. Release spirit?
I am The Hunter
The Taker of Life (literally everyone)
The Giver of Life (pet only)
The Purveyor of Stamina (pet only)
The Remover of Poison (pet only)
The Remover of Curses (pet only)
The Remover of Hunger (pet only)
The Dispeller of Magic (pet only)
The Bringer of Happiness (pet only)
Lover of animals (I have pets)
I will aggro all mobs (multi-shot)
I will feign death
I will ninja all loot
I will melee mobs
With my abilities I am LEET
I AM HUNTER
I CAUSE WIPES
FOLLOW ME
FOR IF YOU DON'T MY PET WILL CHEW ON YOUR BONES
wtf ! Who killed me ?
Everyone hates me (including pet)!
Whaaa!
Hahah,, this one is sooo sweet! :P
I am The Repair NPC.
The Giver of Armor.
The Purveyor of Ammo.
The Remover of Gold.
The Dispeller of Dents.
I will Shackle your Income.
I will protect you from running around unarmed.
I will repair your kit to have victory again.
With my talent I shall Mend and make you poor.
I AM THE REPAIR NPC
I AM LIFE
KEEP COMING BACK TO ME
FOR IF YOU DON'T YOU WILL END UP NAKED
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Bloody (other faction), you dont get honor from me !
I am the ALT.
The AH Mule
The Recipient Of 20 slot bags to Hold your mats
The Receiver of strange looks, because at level 10, I Hearth to Shattrath
The Possesor Of Blue Items with High Level Enchants
The Skinner of creatures I cant kill myself
Some may call me a twink
I have more Gold than I should at my level
When I step outside of Shatt, I aggro the whole Outlands
Its Fun Being Me
WTF!!!!
who killed me?
/log
Time to get on my 70 Main
I am The rogue.
The taker of Life.
The creator of poisons.
The giver of pain.
The assassin of night.
I will garrote you with barbed wire.
I will vanish when you need me .
I will strike from the darkest shadows.
With my daggers I shall mutilate you.
I AM DEATH
I AM SHADOWS
FOLLOW ME
FOR IF YOU DON'T I SHALL SEVER YOU FROM THE STRANDS OF LIFE!
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Bloody hunters and warriors !
Bump...I just love this thread but I can't come up with anything my self :(
I am the mage
Conjurer of sustenance
Invoker of fire
Bringer of Ice
Gatherer of arcane forces
I will crush you under a hail of ice and water
I will incinerate you with fire unending
I will stop your healing
I will steal your enhancements
You shall not live more than ten seconds,
or I will die in your stead
My power is sudden
My wrath is brought to bear quickly
Resist my fury, and you may live
For now
Wtf? Who killed me?
Damned: rogues, druids, priests, pallies, hunters. (that is unless I crush them before I got OOM :D)
dont forget enhancement shammys=D
I am the alliance
The bastion of holyness in the fight against evil
The refuge for short people(gnomes and dwarves)
The faction who's busiest city is ruled by a 5 year old who pees in his pants all day
We r overflooded with paladins
People celebrate whenever we win a lvl 70 bg(at least on my server, bladefist)
When we don't kids start screaming at us about how we suck
90% of our players r 12 year old( I guess they feel more at home wth a 5 yr old king :)
Who killed me??? THE HORDE!!!!!!!! DUH ( no need to say WTF were used to it by now :) )
I am the shaman
Spawnpoint of totems that make noobs feel like they have amazing burst damage
Healer overpowered, dps extraordinaire
Dual wielding, stormstriking whirlwind of death
Watch me as I 1shot you with a lucky windfury proc and then hit some other guy for 10 damage.
I will flame people who think I can't tank
I will call druids noobs
I will make rude gestures at all passing casters and run in fear from warriors and paladins
RESPECT ME! SMOTHER ME WITH YOUR ADORATION! BUFF ME WHEN I MOVE AWAY FROM MY TOTEMS SO I MAY REMAIN OVERPOWERED OUTSIDE OF MY 20 YARD RADIUS!!
Wait, who just killed me???
YOU BETRAYED ME, SEARING TOTEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am the fire mage
The master of crits
One press of a button and you will be reduced to ash
Even though My Pyroblast will reduce you to half health,
My melee damage will do crap
I like to see BIG numbers!
I will laugh at all other classes who think can do more damage than me!
I will scorch spam YOU!
I AM THE FIRE MAGE! FEAR ME! FOR IF YOU DONT, I WILL SUMMON A DRAGON TO BREATHE FIRE! AND YOU WILL RESPECT ME AND MY FIRE MAGE BRETHEREN AND TOGETHER WE WILL LAUGH AT ARCANE MAGES!
WHAT THE!
Oh...I forgot to use my frost spells...
I am the dwarf hunter the kisser of knees.
I can hide in the grass and get lost in the trees.
I ride on a ram cause it makes me feel big.
I drink like an ox and smell like a pig.
I shoot a big gun and I yell battle cries.
I sob like a babe when my pet kitty dies.
I track and I kill and I search for some gold.
I will shrink even more as I start to get old.
I lay traps for prey and shoot them to death.
I beg for a group but I'm wasting my breath.
I'm alone in this world except for my pet.
And he may leave since I've not fed him yet.
I can see you coming from a good mile away.
And that mark o're your head means that I want to play.
If you spot me first then I've not done my job.
I'm particularly good at pulling a mob.
I can solo quite well and it's a good thing I can.
Cause nobody loves this poor dwarf hunter man.
So if you see me pass by just give me a wave.
Just me and my cat avoiding the grave.
Have fun on your journey with your fighting crew.
Just remember, dwarf hunters are good people too.
That is the best one so far dam good job
Greatest limerick known to man. I congratulate you on your uberness
I am the draenei warrior the bringer of pain.
I crush and I kill like a bad acid rain.
You can stab and poke but I am still hear.
I can tear through your flesh and I don't run in fear.
Your weapons make music on my beautiful plate.
And the sounds of your cries make me elate.
I hate your DoTs and your odd magic spell.
If I can get close I will send you to hell.
When you think I am dying I can heal myself.
Thats why I am better than a stupid Night Elf.
I ride on an Elekk a huge thick hide beast.
I make love to our women and then I go feast.
I am honest and loyal and can take hits all day.
I find it quite easy to get some group play.
Just keep me alive as I tank mobs of six.
Their melee attacks feel like hits by small sticks.
My knees are inverted and I am covered in blue.
I am huge and I'm strong and in better shape than you.
Although I am fierce and I kill five in a flurry.
I still like some help so we can level in a hurry.
If you see me out there in the massive WoW world.
And you pass the bones from the wrath I unfurled.
Know that I will always fight on your side.
And for God's sake please rez me if you see that I've died.
I really liked this one too :)
I am the Human Rogue I am sneaky you see.
I stab your backside before you even see me.
I run like a horse and I kick like a mule.
Killing a clothie to me is like fuel.
I really like daggers with one on each side.
And I can't even remember the last time I died.
I ride on a pony, that is brown and white.
I will make you just stand there if ever we fight.
I stun and I gouge and I vanish from view.
I strike and I blind and I then poison you.
I am a nuisance and a pain in BG.
I stop you from moving and I am hard to see.
I wear lots of leather it feels good on the skin.
It's warm in the sun but it blocks out the wind.
If you live for 10 seconds I have failed at my job.
I am not a tank but I tear through a mob.
My dps is crazy and the damage numbers fly.
I give you an ambush and then you must die.
I don't mind a group but I'm damn good alone.
Only your fear spells can make me groan.
So say hey and smile if you see my rogue class.
Cause it means I am not sneaking up on your ass.
Killing is all that I find to be fun.
Ask me and I will do an instance run.
My rant is over I must go kill some more.
And leave some more clothies dead on the floor.
madrush that was fucking awesome /clap
kudos to you
I edited the Subject line to revert to capitals.
I think the contents justifies the capitals, as it is meant to be shouted loud and proud.
I edited the Subject line to revert to capitals.
I think the contents justifies the capitals, as it is meant to be shouted loud and proud.
ill try and not rant about it ;p
I AM THE DRUID
Spammer of moonfire
Remover of curses
Annoyer of people who can't dispell HoTs
Master of all nature (don't tell any hunters I said that)
Summoner of treants
WORSHIP ME, BESTOW UPON ME YOUR OFFERINGS OF MAPLE SEEDS SO I MAY BATTLE-REZ YOU WITH A MINIMAL AMOUNT OF HEALTH, CAUSING YOU TO DIE AGAIN AND DRIVING YOUR REPAIR BILL HIGHER!!
WTF, who killed me? And why is my mana pool so small? Oh, I'm still in Pve tanking gear.
I AM THE DRUID
Spammer of moonfire
Remover of curses
Annoyer of people who can't dispell HoTs
Master of all nature (don't tell any hunters I said that)
Summoner of treants
WORSHIP ME, BESTOW UPON ME YOUR OFFERINGS OF MAPLE SEEDS SO I MAY BATTLE-REZ YOU WITH A MINIMAL AMOUNT OF HEALTH, CAUSING YOU TO DIE AGAIN AND DRIVING YOUR REPAIR BILL HIGHER!!
WTF, who killed me? And why is my mana pool so small? Oh, I'm still in Pve tanking gear.
ummm they get 2200 health and 2800 mana which is hardly minimal. its enough health to get enough heals on them.
I am The Rogue.
The Giver of Damage.
The Purveyor of DPS.
The Remover of Lives.
The Dispeller of Everything.
I will kill the unworthy.
I will protect you from nothing.
I will give you no chance to fight back.
With my Dual Weild I shall Slice and Dice you.
I AM ROGUE
I AM DPS
FOLLOW ME
FOR IF YOU DON'T I SHALL CORPSE CAMP YOU FOREVER
WTF? Who killed me?
Only joking, NO ONE!
I am the shaman
The master of elements
The remover of poisons and diseases
The creator and illuminator of lightning
The protector of nature
I will rid the lands from the unholy
I will make sure the atmosphere will sizzle with electricity
I will assist you in battle with my totems
And at the same time heal you
I AM THE SHAMAN
I AM THE ELEMENTS OF NATURE
FOLLOW ME
FOR IF YOU DONT I SHALL MAKE SURE THAT YOUR BODY WILL BURN FROM MY LIGHTNING
WTF?!
I killed everybody! O.O
I AM MURLOC
I am more than a fish
I am more than man
Death will rise from the tides
I AM MURLOC
I am king of the seas
But Im not Aquaman
Death will rise
Hear our cry
I AM MURLOC
I am killed by-
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-NOBODY CAN DEFEAT MURLOC!!!!
You got that from the WoW band called L70ETC or Level 70 Elite Tauren Chieftan.
I am the n00b.
The Giver of Headaches.
The Beggar of Runs.
The Retard of the Century.
I shall blow your head off with stupid questions.
I shall spam trade chat with stupid requests.
Follow me... or get to 80 by yourself. w/e.
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WTF??? Who killed me?
...Bloody World of Warcraft...
I AM THE nelf
the tall version of a blood elf
druids are my passion
vegetarian food i ration
im purple and tall
compared to gnomes who are small
all my armour looks cool
despite the fact im a fool
im the oldest race in WOW
even older than the male tauren cow
im a rogue or a drood
no matter what my mood
my dodge rate is increased
still in BGs im deceased
my males look dumb my females nice
all my dumb droods probably eat rice
im the 12 year olds race
but im a waste of space
I am The Death Knight.
The Bringer Of Doom.
The Conjourer Of Undead.
The Unknown Lich.
The Remake Of Diablo's Necromancer.
I will Summon the unholy.
I will call upon shadows.
I will Tank like a Warrior And summon like A Lock.
With my Skeleton's and Shadow's I will destroy you.
I AM DEATH KNIGHT
I AM DEATH
STAND BEHIND ME
FOR IF YOU DONT ILL CALL UPON MY DIABLO NECROMANCER TEMPLATE AND FIGURE A WAY TO SUMMON A BLOOD GOLEM!
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WHAT?! -- DIABLO!?!
Why you bump? The joke was getting old.
I am The Noob.
The Giver of spam.
The Purveyor of...wait what does purveyor mean??
The Remover of loot.
The Dispeller of wisdom.
I will upset the guild.
I will protect you from the critters.
I will give you a mining pick to fight them back.
With my greys I'll follow you around.
I AM Noob
I AM in your guild looting your guild bank.
FOLLOW ME...don't follow me i'm lost :(
FOR IF YOU DON'T I SHALL TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR TRADE CHANNEL FOREVER
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Bloody marsh frogs
I am the Tank
The taker of beatings
the silencer of casters
the shield of the clothies
the head of the charge
the nearly invincable
I will steal all your agro
I will save your BUTT
I will laugh as my enemy tries to take even a quarter of my life
I am the Tank
The deffender of the Priest
Follow me
Because if you don't, I will agro every creature within the whole instance, and Shadowmeld Right next to you (good luck).
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wtf, who stunned me?
Will someone PLEASE kill all these BLASTED ROGUES!
Nvm, SHOCKWAVE! (hehe, eat that!)
I am the Rouge!
I own those pathic preists
I pwn the sisy mages
I destoryed that lock with not but 3 crits
I am the ruiner of so many a lowbie's life!
I AM JUST SO OP!!!!
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WTF, i'm dead?
bloody prot warriors,
bloody prot pallies,
bloody feral druids,
bloody Death kinghts
I shall not be ganked! rez and strealth!
oh,WTF
bloody hunters
(moral of the story, rouges aren't OP)
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Actually hunters don't own rogues more like paladins, if a hunters not BM and couldn't get away fast nough rogues cheap stuns, poisons and stuff makes hunters go QQ
I am Hogger and I'm simply the strongest
I live at my camp here in Elwynn Forest.
A slight level 11 I may be,
but let me warn you I am quite OP.
I am no ordinary Riverpaw gnoll,
face me and you'll soon pay the toll.
It's no coincidence that I have 666HP,
I'm pure evil so you'd best fear me.
Many an adventurer has faced my wrath,
their meager attempts do make me laugh.
I resist your magic and parry your blows,
and use my vast strength to destroy all foes.
Some guy called Illidan tried to take me down,
but he was not prepared and he hit the ground.
The Lich King tried but he was no match,
I crushed him without even getting a scratch.
Many others have tried, I don't know why,
I just send them all back to the GY.
So step into my camp and you shall feel pain,
for primal fury flows through my veins.
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Wait, I've been killed, what is this?!
Gah curse that f-ing Chuck Norris!
I am the son of the wind and rain,
Thunder beckons and i heed the call.
If i die upon this day,
In battle i will fall.
Hear me brothers gather up the wolves, (howl)
To battle, we will ride.
Wardrums echo the beating heart,
Pounding from inside.
Storm
Black clouds fill the sky.
Earth
I hear my battle cry.
Fire
Thunder will bring forth...
Death
From the power of the horde...
Farseer to the warsong clan,
To no matter will i kneel.
Feel the power and the energy,
For the black blood, honor and steel.
I feel the fire burning in my veins,
Lightning strikes at my command.
By storm and earth, axe and fire,
We come to claim this land.
Storm
Black clouds fill the sky.
Earth
I hear my battle cry.
Fire
Thunder will bring forth...
Death
From the power of the horde...
Yeeeeaaaahhhh!
Surrounded by the enemy,
The wolf among the hounds.
Thunder turns to silence it-
Took the hundred to bring me down.
Wolf brothers falling at my side,
With honor i will die.
Upon the altar of the storms,
I will be reborn.
Storm
Black clouds fill the sky.
Earth
I hear my battle cry.
Fire
Thunder will bring forth...
Death
For i have been reborn.
Storm
Earth
Fire
Death (death sound)
The power of the horde........
RAWR
to the post above....
Glad that some else has played warcraft 3 expact and that you took the time to put the lryics up... i have been wanting those but to lazy to get them lol
as the watchman says, ur about to get slayed
when this hunter steps on the bg noobs better run away
i have mages for breakfast and pick my teeth with locks
i fold the rouge's plan when the flare drops.
I'm like Rock Lee, when you see red ur dead, i'll make it rain arrows go stight though ur head.
freeze you in place, errase all escape, who needs mace, when you got the gun there's no need for pepper spray.
my cat is ghostly, the corehound makes you toasty, my spirt beast like lil wayne with the CANNON(echo, echo)
i'll gank yall noobs about 4 at a time
now if only those allies would que up more at a time...
Blackhorz
Aurathor server
just leved out of my bracket :(
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