I am Blizzard (no, not really).
The Giver of nerfs.
The wielder of the mighty Banhammer.
The Remover of bugs
The Bane of all AFKbots
I will create new patches!
I will (attempt to) protect you from the keyloggers!
I will give you a 'Report Function' to fight them back
With my GMs I will moderate you, and care for you (Hmmm about this one)

I AM BLIZZARD
I AM THE GAME
FOLLOW ME
FOR IF YOU DO I SHALL TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR MIND FOREVER
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wtf ! Who killed me ?
Bloody rogues !

Wait, what?

FEEL THE UNYIELDING POWER OF THE BANHAMMER!!!

Now.....take that!!
[xxRoguexx] has been banned for thirty days

omg bannanz one about blizzard is brilliant hehe epic makes me smile whenever i read it :D