I remember when I ran my first instance
Our group as experienced as infants
But we took up our swords
And yelled "For the Horde"
Only to die in and instant.


The Alliance are always looking to fight
They always try to kill me on sight
The Jerks have no class
They always gank my ass
Theyll be camping my corpse all night.


Lets hear em people, i know you can come up with some good ones

My warlock once summoned an imp
Without thinking, I casted Soul Link
Halfway through the fight
He went out like a light
Makes for a large soul-shard sink.


......Best I could come up with for now

EDIT: I just remembered that imps don't use Soul Shards...lol

This is so fun!

The first time I opened the game
It asked for my username
I got agitated
'Cause it wouldn't accept it
And didn't open WoW ever again

Slight untruth here...

But it's still so fun to make these up!

I rolled a Tauren Shaman
Did quests; had boatloads of fun
But then, then I thought
Of the creatures I fought
They die, but then they respawn

This one doesn't have so much of a 'rhythm' as the first one... = (

I once duelled a Rogue in Stormwind
Stood there; couldn't do a thing.
'Can't do that while stunned!'
Wow, that seems rather fun,
to stop me from ever casting.

This is really addictive!

My Warlock's got a real great tactic
Fear, then DoT up is the trick
For if you come near,
I'll Deathcoil then Fear
But DRs catch up pretty quick.

5th one in a row = )

I once saw a 3-minute mage,
Unleash all his 3-minute rage:
Logged in for a kill
1-shot it with 'skill'
Then logged out, to surf a webpage.

Someone improve the last line?

I once tried to show off my skill,
At TB id slay Taurens at will,
I made them all wipe
With my mighty sweeping strike
And made cloaks from all of my fresh kills

you might want to see someone about this rhyming condition youve got

Ive had the worst luck youd believe
While attacking i accidentily used cleave
I drew to much threat
And the mobs beat me to death
And my party unkindly asked me to leave

The unholy Holy Priest

Ill tell you why my groups always wipe
Its cause no one else knows how to fight
My Holy Spec is the best
I out dps all the rest
And still the tank yells at me all night

What is that tauren talking about
This grey sword i picked up has real clout
Even though im a mage
And cant use it today
Someday it will slice off his snout

I once tried to solo Hydross
But then I forgot he's a boss
So I casted a spell
And said, 'what the hell?!'
When he killed me with one mighty toss

(does Hydross do knockback?)

A tauren hero was once asked to host
Horde elite to an honorary toast
He introduced himself with a bow
and was mistaken for a cow
And was slaughtered for the nights big roast

There once was a premade in AV
Who always boasted of their numerous killing sprees
But when they actually had to fight
They were all killed on sight
And now when they see an enemy they flee

From battling bears in teldrassil,
to getting a recipe for a meal.
Those annoying instances in zangarmarsh,
Oh boy those bog lords are harsh.
£8.99 a month- what a deal!

Wrath, Moonfire, Wrathspam,
oooh small barnacled Clam.
Small lustrouse pearl FOREVER,
Oh wait, only sells for 2 silver.
I can get more than that for Jam.

Dwarf Paladin

I am a Paladin short and stout
With my buffs I have much clout
If I get in trouble its not a big deal
All I do is bubble, /laugh, hearth and heal.

Dwarf Paladin

I am a Paladin short and stout
With my buffs I have much clout
If I get in trouble its not a big deal
All I do is bubble, /laugh, hearth and heal.

There was a young rogue from Northshire
Who became an assassin for hire
      To earn his first wage
      He had to take on a mage
But he went out in blaze of fire



And of course we all know the one about the Gnome from Nantucket...

Ninja looters have no heart,
They're better off with a shopping cart,
He takes all the things,
And everybody sings,
"OMG HE IS GONNA HEARTH!!!"

after 6 months of playing
i threw a feast
for getting the 70-ding
on my discipline priest

for fun we raided ogrimmar
put up my sheild
and pyschic screamed pretty far
50 rogues! time to yeild!

next we hit alterac
where i reflected a mage's 6k crit
and added 3 marks to my sac
showing my power ever so explicit

finally we hit the arena
where i didnt die
and pwned 5v5 group "Pretty Bailarina"
in like 4 secs, no lie

but everyone knows you cant kill a disc priest
not one has proven it at least :P

Just so you know, the rhyming scheme in a limerick goes

A
A
B
B
A

Its five lines the first, second and fifth lines end in the same rhyming sound, the third and fourth have their own separate sound and should be less sylables than the other three.

Though i dont think it has to be exact, I think the # of syllables per line shoud be around this setup:

9-10
9-10
5-6
5-6
9-10

there was once a great hunter of skill
who could dispatch mobs and alliance at will
in an instance next day
heard his group members say
"that was my cc you stuffed up you pill"

There was a night elf from Teldrassil,
Who wanted to play deal or no deal.
She walked up to noel,
He looked down to her hole,
And he said 'oh boy another easy meal'


ommmmmm

this is not as good as others but well here

    I was once in a raid on ironforge
  The lag and AOE's defeated the horde
          When we tried to run,
      The alliance killed us for fun
  This hopeless battle made me quite bored.

A female elf from the Honor Guard
Fought a naga that hit her armor hard
  She took it off to repair
  Some men spied her there
Now they keep her On Her Guard

A noob in the Eye of the Storm
thought the flag was the best way to score
"I shall get it and run
all the way to DR"
but he died at the hands of a rogue


A party of Allies in AV
went to cap the graveyard at IB
it was easy to take it
but forgot to defend it
Now they all have to rez at DB


This is harder than I thought :-(

The classes all race for the top
running dungeons and killing non-stop
  running raids to the death
  putting gear to the test
Hoping their tier 6 items will drop



This one time i was ganked by a mage
It put my warrior into a very fierce rage
  My guild came to help
  And beat the crap out of the whelp
A losing battle is the kind he just waged

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There once a a demo spec lock
His felguard could shred up a croc
But now felguards are nerfed
PvP is SL/SL turf
and demo dps sucks cock
(just kidding, demo warlocks, I love you guys and your 200 crit shadowbolts :) )

My gnome warrior tanks bosses real leet
He gets aggro by biting their feet
My grammar's all wrong,
I've been stoned for too long
The healers are in for a treat


This shadow priest thinks he can tank
He taught all these mobs how to gank
With his aggro control
This guy's on a roll
He's really a noob, to be frank



I wouldn't call myself a twink
But when I do AB, I can't help but wink
When I oneshot a horde
With my uber leet sword
Pretty sad that I'm a mage, dontcha think?

There once was a female from Darnassus
Who was one of the best PVP Classes
She went to Goldshire to Duel
And looked like a fool
Because all they wanted were her assets