I remember when I ran my first instance
Our group as experienced as infants
But we took up our swords
And yelled "For the Horde"
Only to die in and instant.
The Alliance are always looking to fight
They always try to kill me on sight
The Jerks have no class
They always gank my ass
Theyll be camping my corpse all night.
Lets hear em people, i know you can come up with some good ones
My warlock once summoned an imp
Without thinking, I casted Soul Link
Halfway through the fight
He went out like a light
Makes for a large soul-shard sink.
......Best I could come up with for now
EDIT: I just remembered that imps don't use Soul Shards...lol
This is so fun!
The first time I opened the game
It asked for my username
I got agitated
'Cause it wouldn't accept it
And didn't open WoW ever again
Slight untruth here...
But it's still so fun to make these up!
I rolled a Tauren Shaman
Did quests; had boatloads of fun
But then, then I thought
Of the creatures I fought
They die, but then they respawn
This one doesn't have so much of a 'rhythm' as the first one... = (
I once duelled a Rogue in Stormwind
Stood there; couldn't do a thing.
'Can't do that while stunned!'
Wow, that seems rather fun,
to stop me from ever casting.
This is really addictive!
My Warlock's got a real great tactic
Fear, then DoT up is the trick
For if you come near,
I'll Deathcoil then Fear
But DRs catch up pretty quick.
5th one in a row = )
I once saw a 3-minute mage,
Unleash all his 3-minute rage:
Logged in for a kill
1-shot it with 'skill'
Then logged out, to surf a webpage.
Someone improve the last line?
I once tried to show off my skill,
At TB id slay Taurens at will,
I made them all wipe
With my mighty sweeping strike
And made cloaks from all of my fresh kills
you might want to see someone about this rhyming condition youve got
Ive had the worst luck youd believe
While attacking i accidentily used cleave
I drew to much threat
And the mobs beat me to death
And my party unkindly asked me to leave
The unholy Holy Priest
Ill tell you why my groups always wipe
Its cause no one else knows how to fight
My Holy Spec is the best
I out dps all the rest
And still the tank yells at me all night
What is that tauren talking about
This grey sword i picked up has real clout
Even though im a mage
And cant use it today
Someday it will slice off his snout
I once tried to solo Hydross
But then I forgot he's a boss
So I casted a spell
And said, 'what the hell?!'
When he killed me with one mighty toss
(does Hydross do knockback?)
A tauren hero was once asked to host
Horde elite to an honorary toast
He introduced himself with a bow
and was mistaken for a cow
And was slaughtered for the nights big roast
There once was a premade in AV
Who always boasted of their numerous killing sprees
But when they actually had to fight
They were all killed on sight
And now when they see an enemy they flee
From battling bears in teldrassil,
to getting a recipe for a meal.
Those annoying instances in zangarmarsh,
Oh boy those bog lords are harsh.
£8.99 a month- what a deal!
Wrath, Moonfire, Wrathspam,
oooh small barnacled Clam.
Small lustrouse pearl FOREVER,
Oh wait, only sells for 2 silver.
I can get more than that for Jam.
Dwarf Paladin
I am a Paladin short and stout
With my buffs I have much clout
If I get in trouble its not a big deal
All I do is bubble, /laugh, hearth and heal.
Dwarf Paladin
I am a Paladin short and stout
With my buffs I have much clout
If I get in trouble its not a big deal
All I do is bubble, /laugh, hearth and heal.
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There was a young rogue from Northshire
Who became an assassin for hire
To earn his first wage
He had to take on a mage
But he went out in blaze of fire
And of course we all know the one about the Gnome from Nantucket...
Ninja looters have no heart,
They're better off with a shopping cart,
He takes all the things,
And everybody sings,
"OMG HE IS GONNA HEARTH!!!"
after 6 months of playing
i threw a feast
for getting the 70-ding
on my discipline priest
for fun we raided ogrimmar
put up my sheild
and pyschic screamed pretty far
50 rogues! time to yeild!
next we hit alterac
where i reflected a mage's 6k crit
and added 3 marks to my sac
showing my power ever so explicit
finally we hit the arena
where i didnt die
and pwned 5v5 group "Pretty Bailarina"
in like 4 secs, no lie
but everyone knows you cant kill a disc priest
not one has proven it at least :P
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Just so you know, the rhyming scheme in a limerick goes
A
A
B
B
A
Its five lines the first, second and fifth lines end in the same rhyming sound, the third and fourth have their own separate sound and should be less sylables than the other three.
Though i dont think it has to be exact, I think the # of syllables per line shoud be around this setup:
9-10
9-10
5-6
5-6
9-10
there was once a great hunter of skill
who could dispatch mobs and alliance at will
in an instance next day
heard his group members say
"that was my cc you stuffed up you pill"
There was a night elf from Teldrassil,
Who wanted to play deal or no deal.
She walked up to noel,
He looked down to her hole,
And he said 'oh boy another easy meal'
ommmmmm
this is not as good as others but well here
I was once in a raid on ironforge
The lag and AOE's defeated the horde
When we tried to run,
The alliance killed us for fun
This hopeless battle made me quite bored.
A female elf from the Honor Guard
Fought a naga that hit her armor hard
She took it off to repair
Some men spied her there
Now they keep her On Her Guard
A noob in the Eye of the Storm
thought the flag was the best way to score
"I shall get it and run
all the way to DR"
but he died at the hands of a rogue
A party of Allies in AV
went to cap the graveyard at IB
it was easy to take it
but forgot to defend it
Now they all have to rez at DB
This is harder than I thought :-(
The classes all race for the top
running dungeons and killing non-stop
running raids to the death
putting gear to the test
Hoping their tier 6 items will drop
This one time i was ganked by a mage
It put my warrior into a very fierce rage
My guild came to help
And beat the crap out of the whelp
A losing battle is the kind he just waged
There once a a demo spec lock
His felguard could shred up a croc
But now felguards are nerfed
PvP is SL/SL turf
and demo dps sucks cock
(just kidding, demo warlocks, I love you guys and your 200 crit shadowbolts :) )
My gnome warrior tanks bosses real leet
He gets aggro by biting their feet
My grammar's all wrong,
I've been stoned for too long
The healers are in for a treat
This shadow priest thinks he can tank
He taught all these mobs how to gank
With his aggro control
This guy's on a roll
He's really a noob, to be frank
I wouldn't call myself a twink
But when I do AB, I can't help but wink
When I oneshot a horde
With my uber leet sword
Pretty sad that I'm a mage, dontcha think?
There once was a female from Darnassus
Who was one of the best PVP Classes
She went to Goldshire to Duel
And looked like a fool
Because all they wanted were her assets
Ode to the Addict
I have to keep playing more and more
While my girl taps her foot on the floor
My lawn grows so shaggy,
My eyes are so baggy,
My girlfriend has walked out the door!
Typical Alterac Valley
Looks like such a fantastic AV
"Hello, I think we might need more D"
Horde takes back the tower
The battle lasts an hour
"Get it back" the response to my plea
There once was a priest named Noobfreddy
Who couldn't tell if he was alive or dead(y)
The tank asked for heals
He sat down and ate meals
The group wiped, and he said, "k i'm ready"
I headed to the Barrens to do a quest
I didn't foresee that I would become a pest
I thought I'd join the infamous chat
Now I'm beginning to gain all this fat
Only drinking soda and eating junk food
Holy crap! just realized, I'm in the nude
My fingers are cramping, my azz has sores
I'm one of the 10 million World of Warcraft whores !!!
We love you Blizzard, thanx for making all of our lives more entertaining !!! LOL
A young elf lass that was none to bright
Consumed way to much Ale to my delight
She offered her honor
I honored her offer
I was offer and honor all night
I dont have one, just a comment... please stop writing bananaz, they are really bad and don't rhyme very well.
Disc priests are the best, what would you expect
Their primary roll is just to protect
Theyd throw up their shield
And they healed and they healed
Then Smite, Smite, "Ressurect?"
Lol, this one is probably really crappy, I don't know anything about priests. XP
Donut donut donut,
donut donut donut.
Donut Donut?
Donut.
Donut-donut-donut.
*snaps fingers*
Out with my hunter to hunt
I noticed my pets teeth were blunt
I gave him to my vet
His bill costed my new frets
That doctor is such a darn.........jerk
lol, that was fun =]
Hogger is simply the strongest,
He lives in Elwynn Forest.
He's super 1337,
But one day he got beat,
Curse that f-ing Chuck Norris!
I once saw a 3-minute mage,
Unleash all his 3-minute rage:
Logged in for a kill
1-shot it with 'skill'
Then logged out, to surf a webpage.
Someone improve the last line?
Now he's OOM and afraid
I cannot think of a limerick
I cannot write it I'm such a dick (I know but i couldnt think of something that rhymes)
I should quit right now
I cannot make the sound
'ow' for my amazing limerick.
Tryin to decide between horde or alliance
Figured horde would be fun for moral defience
So I rolled up a pally
Called her BigtittySally
And got booted for rule non-compliance
Can some moderator please remove this shitty comment.
Edit: tyvm
I once knew a druid called Oom
I love how he rolled a boom'
Now he's specced all right
But he stayed up all night
Deciding which food to consume
Sorry for last line, couldn't think of anything
Fnuget was a Warlock
Then once Hogger camed on his door "knock knock"
He said what the fu**
Toss of a luck
Whats the clock?
Nosense...
Pallys are simply just overpowered,
Me with my gnome lock is simply just lowered,
Without a night,
in a fright,
Bubble making me blured!
Hogger, got something better at last line?
And really, I love Bananaz, and "dont comment something if you cant do better".
Thank you
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