I am The Hunter
The Taker of Life (literally everyone)
The Giver of Life (pet only)
The Purveyor of Stamina (pet only)
The Remover of Poison (pet only)
The Remover of Curses (pet only)
The Remover of Hunger (pet only)
The Dispeller of Magic (pet only)
The Bringer of Happiness (pet only)
Lover of animals (I have pets)

I will aggro all mobs (multi-shot)
I will feign death
I will ninja all loot
I will melee mobs
With my abilities I am LEET

I AM HUNTER
I CAUSE WIPES
FOLLOW ME
FOR IF YOU DON'T MY PET WILL CHEW ON YOUR BONES


wtf ! Who killed me ?
Everyone hates me (including pet)!
Whaaa!

Hahah,, this one is sooo sweet! :P