Thottbot > Forums > General > Very well, WoW Haikus, then

Just a few I prepared earlier ...

I said "Just one duel"
(My Warrior will beat this Rogue)
Why is he smiling ?

We began Warsong Gulch
with high hopes and a premade
That was yesterday

Ginsengsamurai
in conversation with Coz
they have their own post

My daily AV
The Horde caps all the towers
No honor again

With my blues and greens
I stepped into the Arena
They /dance around me

He said "Just one duel"
(The Warrior looks confident)
I can't help smiling

I was rather bored
So I made this lame Haiku
Isn't very good

why do people
call us oomkins?
they are jealous.

Ninjas need to die.
Noobs need to die.
I'll be happy.

Just a small note on Haiku rhyming:
It's supposed to be 5 syllables, then 7 and then 5.

I like the haiku on Warsong gulch...it so true

Tank looking for group
I get barraged by invites
Never join good groups

Another Dumb Mage
Keeps attacking the wrong buy
Wont save him this time

Healer is a noob
So are the DPS'ers
Im a noob as well

One more spot to fill
Ask for one more in chat line
How come noone heals?

I have lots of health
Stacked a lot of stamina
OVER 9000!!!

9028 exactly...

before you post "uhm .. haiku ?, wtf .. that doesn't make sense. it doesn't rhyme"

read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

Why do i love WoW?
Cuz its so super amazing.
Don't you think so too?

This is no Haiku
No this is not a Haiku
Wait I guess it is.

Got kicked out of group
They said my gear was not good
Sorry I cant twink

I just got a staff
But i dont use intellect
I Hate BoP's

I can't mount in here
Booty Bay is not outdoors
Then where's the ceiling?

Snow is pure and white
Winterspring is beautiful
A Yeti killed me

Tauren are not beasts
Forsaken are not undead
Gnomes are not critters

Just a bit longer
Then I will turn the game off
Morning already?

Small and weak they are,
Prepubescent as they sound,
We kill all the Gnomes.

awpowers, the Booty Bay one actually made me LoL. I couldn't stand that place because of all the running.

... [comment removed (in shame) by author]

My heart was broken.
With the comment from Boris.
I now need counselling.

Can you smell the sarcasm?

On a different note, I love your Haikus, awpowers. :-)

Disclaimer: In the above paragraph, the word "love" does not refer to any physical, chemical, or any sexually-related activity. It is just a friendly expression of appreciation which in no way assumes over-familiarity with the author or any of his relatives.
(Sheesh!)

I'm gna be even more critical than usual but some syllables in words are half syllables.

syllables in words like distraction are 3 syllables but in words like Television there are still only 3 cuz tele is so short it only counts as one. thats what my english teacher told me once. he might have been lying. he had a huge adams apple.

@boris_amj2

First of all, I didn't say what you said I said.
I was just pointing out something without being as rude as you are now.

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first of all, i didn't say what i said to you.
(if i want to say to someone directly i'll use @name at the start)
I was just pointing out something in general to people that have no clue what a haiku is,before they post something like i said 'as rude as i did'

:D

(in other words, what i typed was not what i said/think about haikus, just something someone MIGHT say, i think you may have misunderstood my post)

oh, and if you want to call me a idiot, you can do that in english too

Bloody hell, Coz !
Re-reading your post I can see how I misinterpreted it.
I thought you were referring to my post.

I don't know how to express my apologies.
Totally Mea Culpa, man.

But I will make it a public apology to show that I can put a stop to a silly argument, instead of continuing it out of pride.

Hope you find it in your heart to forgive me.

Gomen Nasai !

Hehe, no problem matey :)

People getting mad
I wonder what this could be
A PvP Chat

Gnome warriors pwn
Tank well, give healers grey hair
Get squished by Tauren

WTF
uber bad lag on my comp
Horde lost a BG??

Everyone rebuff
this will be a huge gear check
*rat 1 hits main tank*

I rolled a shammy
'cuz they're overpowered, right?
...I really hate locks

Yay, full demo spec!
Felguard, soul link, imp. imp *faints*
*dead* goddamn warriors

A hunter in group
Her pet pulls aggro....damnit
"Growl IS off"... bad tank

Nagrand, sweeping plains
Quest: Kill thirty of.... repeat.
and again, again.....