From battling bears in teldrassil,
to getting a recipe for a meal.
Those annoying instances in zangarmarsh,
Oh boy those bog lords are harsh.
£8.99 a month- what a deal!

Wrath, Moonfire, Wrathspam,
oooh small barnacled Clam.
Small lustrouse pearl FOREVER,
Oh wait, only sells for 2 silver.
I can get more than that for Jam.