I am the alliance
The bastion of holyness in the fight against evil
The refuge for short people(gnomes and dwarves)
The faction who's busiest city is ruled by a 5 year old who pees in his pants all day
We r overflooded with paladins
People celebrate whenever we win a lvl 70 bg(at least on my server, bladefist)
When we don't kids start screaming at us about how we suck
90% of our players r 12 year old( I guess they feel more at home wth a 5 yr old king :)





Who killed me??? THE HORDE!!!!!!!!  DUH ( no need to say WTF were used to it by now :)  )