I am the shaman
Spawnpoint of totems that make noobs feel like they have amazing burst damage
Healer overpowered, dps extraordinaire
Dual wielding, stormstriking whirlwind of death
Watch me as I 1shot you with a lucky windfury proc and then hit some other guy for 10 damage.

I will flame people who think I can't tank
I will call druids noobs
I will make rude gestures at all passing casters and run in fear from warriors and paladins



RESPECT ME!  SMOTHER ME WITH YOUR ADORATION!  BUFF ME WHEN I MOVE AWAY FROM MY TOTEMS SO I MAY REMAIN OVERPOWERED OUTSIDE OF MY 20 YARD RADIUS!!



Wait, who just killed me???
YOU BETRAYED ME, SEARING TOTEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!