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Score 25     Vote: [-] [+] by madrushian, 1.6 years ago
I am the draenei warrior the bringer of pain.
I crush and I kill like a bad acid rain.
You can stab and poke but I am still hear.
I can tear through your flesh and I don't run in fear.
Your weapons make music on my beautiful plate.
And the sounds of your cries make me elate.
I hate your DoTs and your odd magic spell.
If I can get close I will send you to hell.
When you think I am dying I can heal myself.
Thats why I am better than a stupid Night Elf.
I ride on an Elekk a huge thick hide beast.
I make love to our women and then I go feast.
I am honest and loyal and can take hits all day.
I find it quite easy to get some group play.
Just keep me alive as I tank mobs of six.
Their melee attacks feel like hits by small sticks.
My knees are inverted and I am covered in blue.
I am huge and I'm strong and in better shape than you.
Although I am fierce and I kill five in a flurry.
I still like some help so we can level in a hurry.
If you see me out there in the massive WoW world.
And you pass the bones from the wrath I unfurled.
Know that I will always fight on your side.
And for God's sake please rez me if you see that I've died.



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Score 5.6     Vote: [-] [+] by pmk1577, 1.6 years ago
I really liked this one too :)

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