These did not quite fit in with the I am the Priest thread, so I started this one.  Yes, I know it is sad, but you do not have to read them if you do not want to.

I am the Human Rogue I am sneaky you see.
I stab your backside before you even see me.
I run like a horse and I kick like a mule.
Killing a clothie to me is like fuel.
I really like daggers with one on each side.
And I can't even remember the last time I died.
I ride on a pony, that is brown and white.
I will make you just stand there if ever we fight.
I stun and I gouge and I vanish from view.
I strike and I blind and I then poison you.
I am a nuisance and a pain in BG.
I stop you from moving and I am hard to see.
I wear lots of leather it feels good on the skin.
It's warm in the sun but it blocks out the wind.
If you live for 10 seconds I have failed at my job.
I am not a tank but I tear through a mob.
My dps is crazy and the damage numbers fly.
I give you an ambush and then you must die.
I don't mind a group but I'm damn good alone.
Only your fear spells can make me groan.
So say hey and smile if you see my rogue class.
Cause it means I am not sneaking up on your ass.
Killing is all that I find to be fun.
Ask me and I will do an instance run.
My rant is over I must go kill some more.
And leave some more clothies dead on the floor.

I am the draenei warrior the bringer of pain.
I crush and I kill like a bad acid rain.
You can stab and poke but I am still hear.
I can tear through your flesh and I don't run in fear.
Your weapons make music on my beautiful plate.
And the sounds of your cries make me elate.
I hate your DoTs and your odd magic spell.
If I can get close I will send you to hell.
When you think I am dying I can heal myself.
Thats why I am better than a stupid Night Elf.
I ride on an Elekk a huge thick hide beast.
I make love to our women and then I go feast.
I am honest and loyal and can take hits all day.
I find it quite easy to get some group play.
Just keep me alive as I tank mobs of six.
Their melee attacks feel like hits by small sticks.
My knees are inverted and I am covered in blue.
I am huge and I'm strong and in better shape than you.
Although I am fierce and I kill five in a flurry.
I still like some help so we can level in a hurry.
If you see me out there in the massive WoW world.
And you pass the bones from the wrath I unfurled.
Know that I will always fight on your side.
And for God's sake please rez me if you see that I've died.

I am the dwarf hunter the kisser of knees.
I can hide in the grass and get lost in the trees.
I ride on a ram cause it makes me feel big.
I drink like an ox and smell like a pig.
I shoot a big gun and I yell battle cries.
I sob like a babe when my pet kitty dies.
I track and I kill and I search for some gold.
I will shrink even more as I start to get old.
I lay traps for prey and shoot them to death.
I beg for a group but I'm wasting my breath.
I'm alone in this world except for my pet.
And he may leave since I've not fed him yet.
I can see you coming from a good mile away.
And that mark o're your head means that I want to play.
If you spot me first then I've not done my job.
I'm particularly good at pulling a mob.
I can solo quite well and it's a good thing I can.
Cause nobody loves this poor dwarf hunter man.
So if you see me pass by just give me a wave.
Just me and my cat avoiding the grave.
Have fun on your journey with your fighting crew.
Just remember, dwarf hunters are good people too.

I am the Night Elf Priest the giver of health
I Shadowmeld to hide from enemies and stealth
I can DoT you with my Shadow Word: Pain
and I'm shadow speced, the damage will be insane
or I can HoT you with a simple Renew
and heal everyone in the raid crew
My Inner Fire makes my cloth much stronger
I only wish it could last longer
With my discipline buff Power Infusion
I do my part of damage and contribution
If you need Spirit to raise regenerartion
Or some Stamina for a raid penetration
Ill buff you with my Power Word Fortitude
and Prayer of Spirit so you can quest in solitude
If you need health, and you cant hurt others
I'll use Vampiric Touch to make use of my powers
With Spirit of Redemption I'm holier than the rest
Spamming Fast Heal and healing the best
If Undead come nearby, Ill Shackle Undead
and use Holy Fire and Smite to put them to bed
My crowed control is better than a Warlocks
Mind Control and Psychic Scream are two big shocks
And no matter which boss you do in a raid
A priest is needed for you own aid

I am the gnome Warlock and evil is me.
I cast shadow bolts that cripple your knee.
I fight for myself and I search for more power.
Getting on my horse can take me an hour.
I am twisted by dark and my heart is pitch black.
I cast DoTs everytime I attack.
I walk in the void with many a pet demon.
My favorite sound is that of your screamin'.
No fear you say well a chicken are you.
You run like a baby and I am only 3 foot 2.
My imp is a menace my VW is a tank.
I ask for a stool when I visit the bank.
When I fight I will give you 18 seconds to live.
A rather generous amount to give.
I can do many quests with just me and my pet.
And there are no instances I haven't run yet.
Do not ask to duel and then say 'no fear'.
It's my bread and butter and I'll use it all year.
Cloth is all that I am allowed to wear.
But you will never hit me so I really don't care.
If you want to quest then lets cause lots of pain.
My damage output can be quite insane.
I can heal and even revive my own life.
So if you think I'm dead you better look twice.
I may be evil, yes evil and small.
But I am still a part of this world after all.
So be nice to me and I will be nice to you.
And we will rule this world before it is through.

Gnome warlock one is true

I am the Night Elf druid I am easy to see.
If you like I can even summon a tree.
I am scitzofranic and yes I am too.
Cat, bear or owl makes no difference to you.
I shapeshift and heal and then shift again.
My appearance changes like the seasons and wind.
I can play any role in a group or party.
My many buffs makes others quite hardy.
I can heal I can cast I can even melee.
I am the helpful neighbor like Mr. McFeeley.
I am in love with nature a real tree hugger.
When I tear through my mana it is quite a bugger.
I fight alone with the elements help.
I can down a boar and even a whelp.
My many roles are confusing to play.
But it's like being somebody new every day.
I only wear leather and I have pointy ears.
The destruction of nature is my only fear.
I see flexibility is needed to fight.
And my many spells can be a blight.
I help the creatures and plants of this land.
So please come and join my tree loving band.
The more nature we have the better we will be.
Just me and you hugging a tree.

Good one!

I am the human mage the bringer of pain.
I will freeze you in place and make fire rain.
I will use arcane magic and missiles galore.
Until you cry out 'I can't take any more'.
I can make my own food to heal my health.
I use explosions at random to detect for stealth.
I can make my own drink to recover my magic.
I can light you on fire with one simple click.
I can send you to hell or maybe to Darnassus.
Then I go and train in my wizarding classes.
'Please port me to Shattrah', I hear day and night.
Then they give me a tip and jump into the light.
I use all the elements arcane, frost, and fire.
My power is endless but I want it much higher.
I am stuck in just rags with a silly old staff.
But the magic I weild is my favorite craft.
I will hit you from far with my wand that's enchanted.
If you wish to die, your wish will be granted.
I long studied hard to obtain all my power.
I can kill 90 gnolls in under an hour.
I use crowd control to get me in groups.
If I pull aggro I can only say, 'oops'.
DPS is another talent I use.
When I am in your group we will never lose.
So look at my power and then look away.
If you stare too long I may kill you today.
When old I'll retire a savvy wise sage.
But for now here I am, a powerful mage.

I am a Draenei Shaman the jack of all trades.
My report card would say a  'B' for all grades.
I am good at alot but master of none.
Playing many roles makes my day much more fun.
I can cast spells and melee and heal some too.
In fact there's not much this shaman can't do.
I plant sticks in the ground to make my life nice.
Then I cast and I hack and I heal and I slice.
An identity crisis is the problem for me.
But at least I'm no druid hugging a tree.
I can change to a ghost dog and run really fast.
In a battle I self heal so it's you I'll outlast.
I can wear decent armor, some good heavy mail.
I can rez your dead corpse if you happen to fail.
Totems are life and annoy any foe.
They can hit you with fire, or make you go slow.
My Elekk and me we ride and we kill.
If I'm in your group any role I can fill.
I'm large and in charge as the saying goes.
My chain lightning spells can kill many foes.
So invite me and group for an instance or two.
You will see that there is not much I can't do.
When my Elekk and I ride by with a grin.
Just ask me to group and we'll go for the win.

I am the Dwarf Paladin the light of the land.
My faith and my power go hand in hand.
Divine intervention shines light on the road.
And gives me my power and lessens my load.
I can buff I can heal I can even bless too.
My spells and protections will often save you.
But do not mistake I can pack quite a punch.
With my two handed Mace I will make your face crunch.
I can cloud an area in a holy fire spell.
And send all my enemies straight down to hell.
I wear armor that shines and reduces my pain.
The damage I can consume can become quite insane.
In order to kill me you will have to be fast.
I have many lives and I can always outlast.
Just when you think you have me near death.
I bubble then heal and then fight with new breath.
I am really a pain to try and kill you see.
Because when you fight me my lives number three.
I can tank with the best and even do heal.
My class has an incredible group appeal.
My uses are endless my cause is quite just.
My honor is high and I never lust.
I am virtue and kindness and holy divine.
I will correct you politely if you get out of line.
My mount may be cheap but I paid with devotion.
Your anger at me is a sad emotion.
Talk to me calm and we will fight side by side.
With my divine presence only evil has died.
So lets ride into the battle for honor and good.
And lay waste to the evil like everyone should.

Wow so much!

I added your thread to the Notable Threads section of the yellow sticky.

and for TROLL HUNTER =(

woah u must really enjoy making these...

I just had a slow day and poetry was flowing through my head.
Tried to make them funny and not too serious.
Can't believe they were added as a thread in another post, that is cool, thanks ginseng.

Hope you all could relate to your character in these.
Sorry I only did Alliance.  I play Alliance and I did not want to mess up any Horde info that I was unsure of.

Maybe someone can start a new one with Horde, or maybe another time I will add some Horde instead.  Should not matter too much, the posts are mostly about classes and not races.

Thanks for reading.

ELEMENT:
1 a: any of the four substances air, water, fire, and earth formerly believed to compose the physical universe

If you were gonna complain, then complain about arcane not snow.  Snow is made up of water, water is one of the 4 elements.  Thus snow is an element just not in it's original liquid water form.

Plus, it is just a silly poem maybe you should not take it so literally.

Moreover, I said right away that I copied and pasted some of these from a different thread.  But they are all one's that I posted, I stole nothing from anyone else.

Maybe you should read before you hack on others.  I am glad to see you posted your own poem though.  That is the spirit of the thread, not picking apart everything in it.

Also, just to keep you happy I changed it to frost, does not upset the poem so why not.

huh?

I am the tarune hunter and i'm just too legit
i droped half of elywin with an arcane shot crit
i'm eatn mages for breakfast and warlocks for lunch
when it comes to this game i'm like a jordan slam dunk

hey rouges, when i drop a flare i can see you
and so can my pet, a  ravenger named XCESS
easy acess to ur throat, slice right though ur neck
three caps in ur chest, when i'm done i yell KEK!

theres a reason they call me gnomenader, i got a mithril frag watin for all ya haters
y'all know i do it for the horde every day, when Carne quits i'll rule TB some day.
but for now i'll run up in Darnassus and run amuck till all those night elfs say ur too much.


Blackhornz, Moonflame guild, Arathor Sever,  Drinking ur milkshake since 2.2

HORRIBLE RHYMING MY FRIEND. HORRIBLE

Terrible rhyming yes, but good try nevertheless.  I can't do rhyming poems worth my life...  /ponders  At least, I've never tried.  One day, I'll come back to this thread with something 'wonderful'. 

i would make up a nice poem right now, but its 4 in the morning.

oh, u know that guy in that blood elf place?
DONT READ HIS POEM!!! YOU'LL THROW UP! : /

here it is. DONT READ IT!!! :


Walking down the street!

Looking at my feet!

Watching the leaves,

fall off the trees!

*THROWS UP*