I am the gnome Warlock and evil is me.
I cast shadow bolts that cripple your knee.
I fight for myself and I search for more power.
Getting on my horse can take me an hour.
I am twisted by dark and my heart is pitch black.
I cast DoTs everytime I attack.
I walk in the void with many a pet demon.
My favorite sound is that of your screamin'.
No fear you say well a chicken are you.
You run like a baby and I am only 3 foot 2.
My imp is a menace my VW is a tank.
I ask for a stool when I visit the bank.
When I fight I will give you 18 seconds to live.
A rather generous amount to give.
I can do many quests with just me and my pet.
And there are no instances I haven't run yet.
Do not ask to duel and then say 'no fear'.
It's my bread and butter and I'll use it all year.
Cloth is all that I am allowed to wear.
But you will never hit me so I really don't care.
If you want to quest then lets cause lots of pain.
My damage output can be quite insane.
I can heal and even revive my own life.
So if you think I'm dead you better look twice.
I may be evil, yes evil and small.
But I am still a part of this world after all.
So be nice to me and I will be nice to you.
And we will rule this world before it is through.

huh?