My gnome warrior tanks bosses real leet
He gets aggro by biting their feet
My grammar's all wrong,
I've been stoned for too long
The healers are in for a treat


This shadow priest thinks he can tank
He taught all these mobs how to gank
With his aggro control
This guy's on a roll
He's really a noob, to be frank



I wouldn't call myself a twink
But when I do AB, I can't help but wink
When I oneshot a horde
With my uber leet sword
Pretty sad that I'm a mage, dontcha think?