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Score 7.8     Vote: [-] [+] by madrushian, 3.1 months ago
@ thatsprettyneat

Hey, sure you can help me persuade Hogger.
We probably should not go at the same time though.
He may feel threatened if 2 of us are there.
Maybe we can rig a microphone like in the movies, and you can help by listening and providing support that way.
All we need now is an engineer to rig us up a microphone.
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Score 8.6     Vote: [-] [+] by thatsprettyneat, 3.1 months ago
Last edit: 3.1 months ago
@ thatsprettyneat

Hey, sure you can help me persuade Hogger.
We probably should not go at the same time though.
He may feel threatened if 2 of us are there.
Maybe we can rig a microphone like in the movies, and you can help by listening and providing support that way.
All we need now is an engineer to rig us up a microphone.

I went to find Hogger on my own just now, in hope that I could talk some sense into him and let him know my proposal to move to The Barrens, and end this issue once and for all for the sake of them and Stormwind citizens.

When he saw me he was very weary. Before I could say a word he charged at me like a nutcase. So I thought may be he thought I was you. I'd be pissed too if I saw the guy who chopped me into pieces.

Gave me a big shock but I was calm enough to dodge all his strikes. Then he got so frustrated he went down and bit me in my leg. I was like "WTF!!?!?!?!" Wouldn't have ever expected Hogger to pull such a move so he got me. Gave me a nice hard bite. It hurt like mxtherfxcker so out of instinct I kicked him in his balls with all my strength. I kicked pretty damn hard. Needless to say he started to flee holding his balls with his tail between his legs squealing like the girl crying about her doll in Stormwind. But I was so fxcking pissed I couldn't just let him go. So I grabbed one of the little gnolls nearest to me and threw at Hogger. Hit him and they both fell into the river. Well gnolls can't swim so he drowned.

Good riddance I say. These bastards can't be civilized. Wouldn't give a damn about their survival now. Heck if I got them to The Barrens my rep with Orgrimmar, Thunder Bluff and Darkspear Trolls would have dropped down to unfriendly immediately just because I introduced them these retarded creatures. To hell with Hogger and his stupid gnolls.

And this piece of shit is required for BT attunement?? What is Blizzard thinking?!?

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