UMM GIVE UR MONEY TO ME?

I ONLY NEED 100 GOLD

I LIVE OFF OF 1 GOLD PIECE AND MY CLOTHES ARE CRAPPY AND MY

LVL ING SUCKS CUZ THE MONTERS KEEP KILLING ME AND.....

YEA.....

IM LUCKY IF I GET 2 GOLD....

IM LVL 33 ALMOST 34 AND I NEED MY MOUNT SOON...

HAND EVRYBUDY KEEPSH BEEIN MEANS AND CALLIN ME A BROKE NOOBIE....

IMM SOO POOR

I MEANSH.. SHLOOK ATS MEES

IM SHOO POOR..I CANT EVENSH SHPELL RITE...

IM A POOR NIGHT ELF DRESSED IN RAGS.. AND LIVIN IN GOLDSHIRE...

ACTUALLY I FOUND A COOL ABANDONED HOUSE IN DUN MOROH TO STAY IN...SO....AND IT HAS A TABLE AND A BED AND A FIRE....I FOUND SOME EXPLOSIVE BOMBS HIDDEN BEHIND A BEER BARREL...SO...IF I EVER WANTED TO DIE....WELL...YA KNOW...MY CAT WISPY...HES A GHOST SABER...HE UH...FOUND A PIGS HEAD...MOUNTED ON THE WALL... OF MY BED...SO..WE HAD A FUN NIGHT THROWIN OLD KNIVES AT IT...MY FRIEND OWNS A RANCH WITH RAMS.....MY CAT ATE THEM....MY OTHER FRIEND HAS A HOUSE BY KHRONOS...LOOKS KINDA LIKE MINE...I FOUND BEER IN THE ABANDONED HOUSE..SO...I GET DRUNK ALOT....YEA..IM AN ALCOHOLIC....BUT NOT ALOT...MY CAT REALLY UH.....REALLY LIKES SLEEPIN ON THE...BEER BARRELS...I DONT KNOW WHY...SO UH... YEA... I NEED GOLD TO BRING MY LIFE BACK TOGETHER AND UH....START LEVELING AGAIN...UH..FASTER...IN MY OLD HOUSE.. WE PUT A PIECE OF DYNAMITE IN THE FIRE PLACE AND UH....YEA SO... IF U COULD HELP ME...UH.. ID LIKE THAT...AND I CAN BARELY AFFORD TO FEED MY PET.. SO I THINK.. HE LIKES THE BEER...SO.. PLEESE HELP ME AND..YEA..THANKS IF U DO...UH.. YEAH....

...HIC!