I like this thread.  So why don't I marry it?  Because I'm already engaged to a person.  Why don't I just break up with him?  I'm a straight guy.  Why don't I break up with HER?  Because I like her more than the thread.  Yes, I will be that way, you stupid, self-hating jerk!

But what I really like are my multiple personalities.  So why don't I marry them?  Hey, that's a good idea.  Better call Sara.

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