I AM THE nelf
the tall version of a blood elf
druids are my passion
vegetarian food i ration
im purple and tall
compared to gnomes who are small
all my armour looks cool
despite the fact im a fool
im the oldest race in WOW
even older than the male tauren cow
im a rogue or a drood
no matter what my mood
my dodge rate is increased
still in BGs im deceased
my males look dumb my females nice
all my dumb droods probably eat rice
im the 12 year olds race
but im a waste of space