I am The Noob.
The Giver of spam.
The Purveyor of...wait what does purveyor mean??
The Remover of loot.
The Dispeller of wisdom.
I will upset the guild.
I will protect you from the critters.
I will give you a mining pick to fight them back.
With my greys I'll follow you around.

I AM Noob
I AM in your guild looting your guild bank.
FOLLOW ME...don't follow me i'm lost :(
FOR IF YOU DON'T I SHALL TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR TRADE CHANNEL FOREVER
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wtf ! Who killed me ?
Bloody marsh frogs

Nice one.  ^_^