I am the Tank
The taker of beatings
the silencer of casters
the shield of the clothies
the head of the charge
the nearly invincable
I will steal all your agro
I will save your BUTT
I will laugh as my enemy tries to take even a quarter of my life

I am the Tank
The deffender of the Priest
Follow me
Because if you don't, I will agro every creature within the whole instance, and Shadowmeld Right next to you (good luck).
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wtf, who stunned me?
Will someone PLEASE kill all these BLASTED ROGUES!
Nvm, SHOCKWAVE! (hehe, eat that!)