I am Hogger and I'm simply the strongest
I live at my camp here in Elwynn Forest.
A slight level 11 I may be,
but let me warn you I am quite OP.
I am no ordinary Riverpaw gnoll,
face me and you'll soon pay the toll.
It's no coincidence that I have 666HP,
I'm pure evil so you'd best fear me.
Many an adventurer has faced my wrath,
their meager attempts do make me laugh.
I resist your magic and parry your blows,
and use my vast strength to destroy all foes.
Some guy called Illidan tried to take me down,
but he was not prepared and he hit the ground.
The Lich King tried but he was no match,
I crushed him without even getting a scratch.
Many others have tried, I don't know why,
I just send them all back to the GY.
So step into my camp and you shall feel pain,
for primal fury flows through my veins.
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Wait, I've been killed, what is this?!
Gah curse that f-ing Chuck Norris!