Here's how it works. Each person inserts something into the vending machine and the next person says what comes out. The 2 have to be connected. Here is an example:
Person 1:
<name1> inserts a one dollar bill into the vending machine.
Person 2:
<name1> recieves George Washington's decapitated head.
<name2> inserts a watch into the vending machine.
.. And so on.
Let's start with:
Sheffi inserts bird feed into the vending machine.
Sheffi recieves Pengu!
Ztinger deposits digested caracoli....
Ztinger recieves a wriggling bag of I-don't-know-what
Sheffi inserts the like trillion page code for WoW
Sheffi recieves a syntax error.
Hogger inserts his shoe into the vending machine...
Hogger gets a foot.
Sheffi puts a 10-pound weight into the vending machine.
Sheffi gets a 10-euro weight.
Boris inserts a poker chip into the vending machine.
Boris gets $1000000 (my friend actually got 1 million dollars from one poker game)
Sheffi inserts an equally large vending machine into the vending machine.
Sheffi gets a post-it note saying "The universe will implode in 5..4..3..2.."
Hogger puts himself into the vending machine ...
Hogger gets a pork chop....
Ztinger puts in a guitar pick...
Ztinger gets a guitar string.
Sheffi inserts a $1,000,000,000 bill into the vending machine.
Sheffi recieves a shiny new cent.
Hogger puts his tongue in the vending machine ...
Hogger recieves a fake-nose-and-glasses mask.
Sheffi inserts Hogger (the lv11 elite, not the thott user) into the vending machine.
Sheffi recieves a 40-man level 1 raid group
Ztinger inserts the Aflac duck into the machine
Edit: Btw, I just had to check and make sure Hogger was still an elite (because of all the dumbing down that has occurred in WoW) To my surprise...he was!! Guess some things are sacred...
Ztinger recieves the Churchhill dog
Trinketsu inserts saurfang into the vending machine...
Trinketsu recieves the crumpled corpse of Saurfang with CN stamped on it.
Arcodile inserts coal into the vending machine.
Arcodile recieves XT-002 deconstructor. (ulduar boss)
Sheffi inserts YOUR FACE into the vending machine. (random)
Sheffi receives some ravager flesh.
Mad Rushian inserts a bear organ into the vending machine.
madrushian recieves a full grown male grizzly.
iFOOL inserts madrushian's mangled corpse into the vending machine.
iFOOL receives a hot blonde chick.
High_mage inserts a blue honda civic
High_mage recieves a hybrid.
Sheffi inserts a magma totem into the vending machine.
Sheffi recieves Ragnaros.
iFOOL inserts Thottbot into the vending machine...
iFOOL recieves WoWiki.
Sheffi inserts Algalon the Observer into the vending machine.
Sheffi receives a group wipe.
Mad Rushian inserts a Mexican pig into the vending machine.
Mad Rushian receives a global wipe.
Trinketsu inserts a global wipe into the vending machine...
Trinketsu recieves all of the ulduar bosses at the same time.
Sheffi inserts feral spirit wolves into the vending machine.
Sheffi receives the son of a druid and a shaman.
High_mage inserts Thrall and Jaina Proudmoore.
High_mage recieves Chuck Norris, Saurfang, and Hogger.
iFOOL inserts the Republican National Convention into the vending machine... (don't worry, im a Democrat)
iFOOL recieves a republican on democrat war.
Sheffi inserts this thread into the vending machine.
Sheffi recieves core meltdown.
iFOOL inserts Donald Trump's hair into the vending machine.
iFOOL Receives a magic Flying Rug
Mad Rushian inserts his pinky finger into the machine
Madrushian recieves a middle finger...
Sheffi inserts The Demented Cartoon Movie.
Sheffi recieves Beavis and Butthead..
Ztinger inserts a Chuck Norris joke into the machine..
Ztinger recieves an angry chuck norris who proceeds to round house kick...
taurens enters a cherry into the vending machine..
taurens receives a sundae
iFOOL inserts Microsoft into the vending machine...
iFOOL recieves Apple.
Sheffi inserts iFOOL into the vending machine.
...Sheffi receives a virus.
Mad Rushian inserts a poisonous snake into the machine...
OY! That was uncalled for!
madrushian receives a poison dart frog
iFOOL inserts The Andromeda Strain into the vending machine...
iFOOL recieves Andromeda.
Sheffi inserts Blizzard into the vending machine...
Why did you put my name in your post?
Oops... should i have put my own?
k... Plyrx inserts Blizzard into the vending machine...
...sry
Plyrx recieves arcane explosion.
Sheffi inserts Plyrx's half-destroyed corpse into the vending machine.
I meant blizzard, the company. Would you like to change your resulte? a) yes b) no
Sheffi recieves a Thottbot Mark of Honor, which can no longer be used to buy gear.
Trinketsu inserts a ninja into the vending machine
Trinketsu receives a samurai.
Plyrx inserts a bunny...
I like this thread! (i think sheffi hates me)
...Plyrx receives a field of bones.
(Sheffi likely does not hate you, he just likes to stay on task)
Mad Rushian inserts a calculator in the machine...
Madrushian recieves an infinity of possible sums and numbers.
taurens shoves himself into the vending machine..ouch!...
Taurens recieves milk.
Trinketsu inserts a million g into the vending machine.
Trinketsu recieves a happy gold seller..
Ztinger inserts the swine flu into the machine..
Zinger recieves tauren flu... next undead invasion?
iFOOL inserts Mr. T into the vending machine..
iFOOL receives a haircut.
GinsengSamurai inserts Peacebloom into the vending machine...
