You are able to grant someone their wish , but you need to corrupt it for them.  After you've granted their wish, wish for something yourself.


• First Poster: I wish I had a Legendary Sword.

• Second Poster: Granted, but you can't use it.
                            I wish I had an epic flying mount.

• Third Poster: Granted, but it travels at 2% speed.... etc


Keep it clean.

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I wish I had 10,000g

Granted, but a single piece of linen cloth is worth 50,000g on your realm;)

I wish I had a job that paid £1000 an hour and that i only have to show up for 15 minutes a week...and that I can work from home;) (Go ahead...ruin that;))

granted but you postponed it till the end of the week and overslept on the 'first day of work' and got fired.

I wish that they would stop airing crappy tv shows and stop cancelling tv shows that i actually like.

granted, but after 2 days of illegal insider trading you are arrested by the SEC and given a 30 year prison term in a cell with a HUGE angry inmate named bubba who questions his sexuality...

i wish i could fly

edit: dammit coz beat me i was answering bladerip...

Lol. This reminds me of that 'Bedazzled' film;) (not the one with Goerge of the Jungle and Liz (I'm a pretty lump of wood) Hurley...I mean the old one with Peter Cook and Dudley Moore;p)


Lol..well ruined;P



Granted, but in an unfortunate accident you're now blind..and deaf;P


Granted, but you're a fish;)





I wish Angelina Jolie had been hypotised into thinking I was Brad Pit...and had been delivered to my house freshly oiled up;)

granted, but an unexpected power surge caused a power outlet in the house to spark, striking her well oiled leg and causing a fire that consumed your house and horribly disfigured both you and angelina...

i wish that i would get a random knock at my door and find out that i am some distant relative of some member of a royal family who has recently died and i am suddenly a lord/baron and have no monetary concerns what so ever..

Granted, however unfortunately the Royal Family to which you suddenly belong is about to be overthrown by a small terrorist group that until recently had been fairly insignificant but, due to the mineral wealth of their country, has just been funded and trained by the CIA so that they can be placed in power in order to set up beneficial trade sanctions and permit the corporate takeover of all business interests in that country...and unfortunately that small glint of light, far in the distance, over the shoulder of the person bearing the good news at your doorstep, that you probably haven't noticed, is the sun glinting off the sniper scope of a high velocity rifle, born by an assassin who's never, ever missed a shot, ever, and is even better than Martin Riggs at shooting;P, and who's followed the good news bearer to your house.
Your excitement at your lack of monetary concerns is regrettably short lived, but you are now entitled to one hell of a televised Royal funeral.


I wish that Angie and I hadn't been horribly burned just as we were getting jiggy.

granted, but you discover you're gay.

i wish i could live forever

granted, but everybody you come in contact with has their life expectancy cut to less than 1 year.

(i think even a gay man would take a shot at angelina...i KNOW most straight women would)

i wish that i could come across a billionaire whos car was broken down ont he side of the road, and i stop to help him out of the goodness of my heart...
then find out a week later he hunted me down and paid off my mortgage  as a thank you...(like donald trump did)

granted, but in doing so the deed of the house got transferred to his name, he kicked you out and now you have to live in the dog kennel on the back lawn.

I wish I could beat Paladins

lol maybe after several operations of liposuction. haha a girl+angelina... now i never

donald trump can fix cars now? heh

granted, but your mortgage had only 5 quid left. and your house is losing 100 quid every day due to the recession.

i wish i was god

edit: hogger, you ninjaed my post heh >.<

Granted, but now you get 1,000,000,000 "prayers" a day you must answer.
I wish I was telekinetic

Granted but wait... what does telekentic mean ... sec i'll look it up V answer below

Granted how every on your try with your new power you died because you lifted mount everist and it feel on you ><

I wish i could have more posts in this forum... wAIT!!!

I WISH I COULD SPECK 1337 sp3ck

granted, but nobody understands you.

i wish i could be the happiest, most satisfied person in the world ^^ and slightly immortal

Granted, but you become so happy that nobody likes you anymore because they're all negative and love is what made you so happy!
I wish that the person below me couldn't think of an answer

I erm, grant, wait erm ... gimme a sec.  I say ... Man my mouse is huuuge.
I wish I had a super power.

Granted, but you're super power is to not have a super power 'cus everyone else does
I wish that there was no such thing as a "wish".

granted.
from now on we will call it a "zing ting schwing"

i "zing ting schwing" that i could have all of the answers

Granted, but you instantly forget all questions.

I zing ting schwing there were such a thing as a wish again.



I notice this one got passed over...no-one can grant that;)



Surley this should've been answered with:

Granted, but you dont exist. XD

[quote]Granted, but you instantly forget all questions.

I zing ting schwing there were such a thing as a wish again.



I notice this one got passed over...no-one can grant that;)



Surley this should've been answered with:

Granted, but you dont exist. XD

[/quote]

Oh come on.... what's your wish?

This part is the wish...

huh???

Seems I have to explain it....


You (skycabdraw) did this:


which led to luvan doing this:


I then tried to rectify this situation so that the word wish could be used again rather than everyone having to say zing ting schwing instead, as follows:


Get it?

Nm, I'll start again...


I wish I had one of those machines out of 'Back to the Future II' (?) that can hydrate a pizza out of a tiny pill in a few seconds...oh and I wish pizza was health food;P

Granted, but a near fatal accident occurs while you're driving to go buy some pizza-pills. you can now only eat through a straw through your tummy.

haha nice one about god >.<

i wish i could rule the world forever.

Granted, but "The World" now refers to your bed room.

I wish I had a pizza

Granted, but it had anchovies on it.  And nuclear waste.  Yum!

I wish the following wish could not be disfigured and for another wish...
I wish my warlock was level 30 so i can get siphon life and pwn.

granted, but you're sent to a different universe where it doesn't exist and we get to live without you =)

i wish i could donate all my money to a charity against famine.

Granted and not only that but you win the lottery before you send all your money to the famine charity and u add that too. But you forget to say who send it and they now dont know who did and you get 0 fame

I wish hogger was non-elite :D

Granted, but now you can one-shot him, WoW has no meaning and you quit to play FreeRealms...

I wish rep grinds at 80 wasn't such a pain in *ss...

Granted, but they no longer give rep rewards or achievements.

i wish i could lick my own elbow. without any injury at all, or any ensuing harm to my physical body.

Granted, but now you are a dog called "Spike" with Michael Vick for a master.... the bright side is that besides licking your own elbow, you can also lick your own b*lls...


I wish I could get paid to play WoW...

Granted, but you earn 1¢ a day in a Chinese gold farming sweatshop..
I wish that I could dictate the outcome of people's wishes to my advantage or their disadvantage.

granted, but you become mute... and your keyboard breaks.

i wish i was the most depressed person in the world and that nothing could possibly be worse for me ^^

Granted, but now you have the most positive, upbeat, perky BFF in the world who tries to cheer you up 24/7 and makes you even more miserable...

I wish I could get a cheat code to get any level 80 epic I wanted...

Granted, but Blizzard catch you and deletes your account

I wish I had a hover-bike

granted, but it broke.

I wish school would end today.

Granted, but then it starts again tomorrow.

I wish my wish won't be corrupted...

granted, but your loved ones will get lynched instead >:D

i wish i could walk and run on water.

Granted your now a death knight

i wish priests could heal better

granted, but they all turn to the shadow.

i wish i could punch through concrete.

Granted, but your house falls down.

I wish for once alliance would have less players in Wintergrasp than the horde on my realm, so I could feel what it's like to play with tenacity.

Granted but blizz release a new espansion so no one goes withergrap anymore

I wish blizzard released a hello kitty expansion set

Granted, but all the Hello Kitty raid bosses have 75m HP and can wipe a raid in seconds.

I wish I had ineffable wisdom...

Granted, but you wont be able to explain any of it..because it's ineffable;P

I wish someone else would come and feed my dogs, cos they're staring expectantly at me and I can't be arsed to do it;)

granted, but you seem to be the flavor of the day
will you step into the grinder yourself or do you need a push ?

i wish i dont have your dogs ;)

Granted, the dogs have you instead.

i wish i knew how to cook dog stew...

Granted but you learn it from a demonic cook book and got killed by your felhounds

I wish my dog would eat bombay potatoes

Granted, but your dog now continuously farts a poisonous cloud of browny-green bombay fart stench, which fills your room and slowly leaks out to the rest of the house, causing a parental investigation to find out why the budgie just died.

You try to explain that the dog did it, but they find a pile of dirty socks under your bed and so refuse to believe you and immediately put you up for adoption after making you watch while they kill your dog by force feeding it your socks.

The combination of socks and bombay potatoes in your dead dogs intestines, mutate the already toxic anal outpourings into a radioactive, combustible goo, which soon ignites and blows your house up leaving behind only an extremely smelly crater, and a single, solitary shoe, burned to a crisp, and emitting a fine wisp of putrid smoke;)....(too harsh;p?)


I wish Newcastle hadn't just been relegated from the Premier League.

Granted. But now the Magpies enter financial difficulties and are about to be bought by a group in Singapore.
To make matters worse, Shearer decides to stay as Manager.

... wait ...


I wish all GY campers got their gear, buffs, glyphs and talents removed as they get within range distance of the opposing team's GY.